Daryan Math

The act in which you both simultaneously do the absolute bare minimum required assignments while somehow still achieving high grades in school.

“Bro, how’d you get an A without studying?”
“Simple — Daryan Math.”

Daryan Math by Lolreflex October 14, 2025

Coor Math

The true absoluteness of chaotic maths, when the numbers don’t make sense and an 80% success chance has a 99.92% chance to fail

WTH, the rng is so cooked I failed 6 80% rolls in a row?
Must be coor math

Coor Math by The Lord of the Lost October 21, 2025

Singapore Math

A girly form of practical pseudo-street math promoted on social platforms like TikTok and Instagram, which makes someone feel that they are getting a good deal or bargain, or that they are smartly saving rather than splurging their cash away.

“Singapore Math” is a cousin of “Girl Math.” It’s like freely or unashamedly taking home a dozen-plus sachets of sugar, salt, ketchup, and chili sauce from McDonald’s, when you’ve only ordered the cheapest set meal on offer.

Singapore Math by Numerati October 24, 2025

indian math

miscalculated account credits by your ISP, phone carrier, or Amazon

I don't know how the hell I got $90 more than I should have, but I ain't complainin'. Must be that indian math.

indian math by Senor Snuffleupagus November 7, 2025

Meth-Math

The stupid equations that dealers come up with to justify their bullshit prices .

Meth-math is when Quarter bags are $1,200 but bags are only $2,500 = Meth math

Meth-Math by Gucciana Lagozzino April 13, 2026

gym math

The act of counting reps incorrectly on purpose so the set is shorter and your ego remains intact.

"Bro you said 8-10 reps that was only 6."
"Yea bro but I'm doing a heavier weight than last time... gym math."

gym math by prince67 May 3, 2026

double blast math 

1. Remedial math class taken in order to meet minimum requirements for college studies.

2. Often required for GEDers to prove their worth to community colleges.

3. Named such because classes often begin with zeros instead of "1's" for freshman studies.

B: "Jojo decided that she didn't want to be a stupid loser so she's going to community college, but they're making her take double blast math because she didn't graduate high school."

C: "She thinks the opposite of stupid loser is community college graduate?"

double blast math by Ender's Shadow November 26, 2009