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Happy birthday hummer 

A blowjob given on your birthday while humming happy birthday to you
Tonight after dinner I get my happy birthday hummer! yeah me!

hammerspace 

1. The place where hammers live. Often an unseen, extradimensioal space just big enough to store one large wooden mallet, used to hit perverts over the head. From anime.
2. Any such hidden location where an object, usually violent in nature, comes from unexpectedly
1. "Did you see Akane? Kuno was getting gropy and then out of hammerspace he got whacked on the head by her mallet."
2. "These action movies are too unrealistic--everyone has hammerspace."
hammerspace by Akhenaten April 8, 2003

hammerball 

Violent eastern european team based game
I'll Kick your ass at hammerball bitch

Hooky Hamser 

1) When a gentleman loves his partner very much, he demonstrates his affection by warming a bowl of mashed potato to 40 degrees celsius. He then proceeds to feed the pony with a handful of aforementioned warm potato. Should this gesture be rejected, he lovingly smears potato on his fist and hook-punches her in the growler - this is also known as an Angry Hamser.

2) Sheikh Abu Hamsa al Masri (Brap)

Melvin was out in Hemel with this older chick the other night. Upon realising he actually really liked this girl, he decided to take her back to his mum's and perform a hooky hamser on her in the garden after warming the mash.
Hooky Hamser by Kevmon May 12, 2007

mouth-hammered

To give a truly excellent blowjob
That girl was amazing, she really mouth-hammered me last night!
mouth-hammered by emom September 10, 2009

Lung Hammers 

These are very large breasts: usually a D-cup or a Double D-cup.
Check out the lung hammers on her!