1. The place where hammers live. Often an unseen, extradimensioal space just big enough to store one large wooden mallet, used to hit perverts over the head. From anime.
2. Any such hidden location where an object, usually violent in nature, comes from unexpectedly
1. "Did you see Akane? Kuno was getting gropy and then out of hammerspace he got whacked on the head by her mallet."
2. "These action movies are too unrealistic--everyone has hammerspace."
1) When a gentleman loves his partner very much, he demonstrates his affection by warming a bowl of mashed potato to 40 degrees celsius. He then proceeds to feed the pony with a handful of aforementioned warm potato. Should this gesture be rejected, he lovingly smears potato on his fist and hook-punches her in the growler - this is also known as an Angry Hamser.
2) Sheikh Abu Hamsa al Masri (Brap)
Melvin was out in Hemel with this older chick the other night. Upon realising he actually really liked this girl, he decided to take her back to his mum's and perform a hooky hamser on her in the garden after warming the mash.