tuna hammer

a. sexual maneuver in which the male slaps the vulva/vagina with his penis.

b. a nickname for the penis in general.

a. she likes a good "tuna hammer" even more than i do.

b. great weekend; my tuna hammer is sore...

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

biscuit hatch

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

close yer fuckin' biscuit hatch!!!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

noodle chute

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

hey, dude, plug the noodle chute!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

flesh flute smoothie

a play on the phrase "fresh fruit smoothie", it simply refers to semen.

she likes the dirty talk, so i offered her some flesh flute smoothie...

by ravenflesh June 24, 2008

tuna purse

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

shut yer tuna purse, asshole!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

turd thermos

slang term referring to someone's ass, anus, or rectum.

i slipped on a banana peel and landed right on my turd thermos.

hey, get your turd thermos in here!!!

by ravenflesh June 24, 2008

pizza sling

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

snap yer pizza sling, before i do, ass rafter!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008