ravenflesh's definitions

noodle chute

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

hey, dude, plug the noodle chute!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

wisconsin johnson

the act of putting a piece of cheese in your partner's rectum while having vaginal sex from the rear mount position.

this was my first wisconsin johnson, and her second...

by ravenflesh June 22, 2008

whether pass

military term describing going on pass whether your leave form has been approved or not.

1SG: "anyone taking a whether pass this weekend is gonna get fucked up on Monday!!!"

by ravenflesh June 24, 2008

rumpled slit skin

the labia. reference to Rumplestilskin, beloved children's character.

"labia, lips, rumpled slit skin, all these terms are acceptable, ladies and gentlemen..."

by ravenflesh June 24, 2008

gerbil tits

refers to the appearance of some skin rashes, from contact dermititis to heat rash, even poison ivy.

i wore these work gloves all day, now i got these crazy little gerbil tits on my hands!

by ravenflesh June 24, 2008

cum-plumber

a. someone who gives head a lot, or is good at giving head.

b. an insult similar to "cock-sucker".

a. oh hell yeah, man, a real cum-plumber, that one!

b. watch where you're goin', cum-plumber!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

chowder bag

reference to the scrotum and testicles, usually one's own.

gonna hop in the shower and wash the chowder bag.

by ravenflesh June 24, 2008