ravenflesh's definitions

clamtastic

a way of describing an profoundly enjoyable session of cunnilingus, whether from the giver or the reciever.

him: "man, that was clamtastic..."

her: " fuckin' A, it was..."

by ravenflesh June 24, 2008

marble gargler

someone who performs fellatio. as an insult, similar to "cocksucker". another way of calling a dude gay.

"hey, dude"

"hey, what's up, marble gargler"

by ravenflesh June 24, 2008

pumpkin shovel

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

for the love of god, shut the damn pumpkin shovel already!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

noodle chute

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

hey, dude, plug the noodle chute!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

biscuit hatch

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

close yer fuckin' biscuit hatch!!!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

tuna hammer

a. sexual maneuver in which the male slaps the vulva/vagina with his penis.

b. a nickname for the penis in general.

a. she likes a good "tuna hammer" even more than i do.

b. great weekend; my tuna hammer is sore...

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

turd thermos

slang term referring to someone's ass, anus, or rectum.

i slipped on a banana peel and landed right on my turd thermos.

hey, get your turd thermos in here!!!

by ravenflesh June 24, 2008