hammerball 

Violent eastern european team based game

I'll Kick your ass at hammerball bitch

hammerball by Contract_Killer247 May 20, 2004

hammerball 

An extremely ignorant person. Someone who has no clue what is going on around them.

That Chux is such a hammerball. He doesnt know whats going on.

hammerball by mendel December 9, 2003

hammerfall 

A late-90s/new millenium band that has spearheaded the recent Power Metal Revival Movement, following the leads of some of the finest power metal of the '80s. Hammerfall rocks.

Hammerfall, and we will prevail.
Hammerfall, let us hail.

-- "Hammerfall" by Hammerfall

hammerfall by surrealfx May 30, 2006

homerball 

A gift that is of higher interest to the gifter than to the giftee, perhaps given with the intent to yoink it for oneself at a later time.
See: The Simpsons, season 1, episode 9 production code 7G11; "Life in the Fast Lane"

Husband: Happy birthday, Wife! Enjoy your new golf clubs.
Wife: Thanks for the homerball, jackass.

homerball by supermo May 4, 2008

hammerblasted 

More than drunk. A state of intoxication that exist in those few BAC decimal places before unconsciousness. Really, really, really, drunk. Motor skills will severely degrade. Eyes may operate independently instead of in tandem. You may not be able to locate your pants the next day.

Bob was really hammerblasted last night. He parked his car in the living room and slept in the garage.

hammerblasted by vince Meleco January 21, 2008

hammerbang 

To be used in replace of and in conjunction with the term paperbag. Generally speaking, if you are under the influence of alcohol you are much more likely to lay a paperbagger without having the wherewithal to put the paperbag on. This constitutes a hammerbang. The term encompasses all kinds of people, men and women, that you would otherwise not bang if you weren't hammered.

Anthony: Would you date her?
Cameron: Fuck no.
Anthony: But will you bang her again?
Cameron: The best shes getting from me is a hammerbang, if shes that lucky.
Anthony: So you regret it?
Cameron: Not really man, DIFTS. Shes the epitome of a paperbagger or hammerbang, how many of you can say you've done what I've done?

hammerbang by HAMMERBANG March 19, 2008

HammerRoll

To disguise a link to a video of MC Hammer singing "U Can't Touch This." Popularized from "RickRolling". See HammerRolled.com

After being hammerrolled for the third time that day, Pierre was dismayed to find that he had actually learned the words to the song.

HammerRoll by Mister Hammer Roll April 2, 2008