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hammerball

I'll Kick your ass at hammerball bitch
by Contract_Killer247 May 20, 2004
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hammerball

An extremely ignorant person. Someone who has no clue what is going on around them.
That Chux is such a hammerball. He doesnt know whats going on.
by mendel December 9, 2003
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hammerfall

A late-90s/new millenium band that has spearheaded the recent Power Metal Revival Movement, following the leads of some of the finest power metal of the '80s. Hammerfall rocks.
Hammerfall, and we will prevail.
Hammerfall, let us hail.

-- "Hammerfall" by Hammerfall
by surrealfx May 30, 2006
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homerball

A gift that is of higher interest to the gifter than to the giftee, perhaps given with the intent to yoink it for oneself at a later time.
See: The Simpsons, season 1, episode 9 production code 7G11; "Life in the Fast Lane"
Husband: Happy birthday, Wife! Enjoy your new golf clubs.
Wife: Thanks for the homerball, jackass.
by supermo May 4, 2008
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hammerblasted

More than drunk. A state of intoxication that exist in those few BAC decimal places before unconsciousness. Really, really, really, drunk. Motor skills will severely degrade. Eyes may operate independently instead of in tandem. You may not be able to locate your pants the next day.
Bob was really hammerblasted last night. He parked his car in the living room and slept in the garage.
by vince Meleco January 21, 2008
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hammerbang

To be used in replace of and in conjunction with the term paperbag. Generally speaking, if you are under the influence of alcohol you are much more likely to lay a paperbagger without having the wherewithal to put the paperbag on. This constitutes a hammerbang. The term encompasses all kinds of people, men and women, that you would otherwise not bang if you weren't hammered.
Anthony: Would you date her?
Cameron: Fuck no.
Anthony: But will you bang her again?
Cameron: The best shes getting from me is a hammerbang, if shes that lucky.
Anthony: So you regret it?
Cameron: Not really man, DIFTS. Shes the epitome of a paperbagger or hammerbang, how many of you can say you've done what I've done?
by HAMMERBANG March 19, 2008
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HammerRoll

To disguise a link to a video of MC Hammer singing "U Can't Touch This." Popularized from "RickRolling". See HammerRolled.com
After being hammerrolled for the third time that day, Pierre was dismayed to find that he had actually learned the words to the song.
by Mister Hammer Roll April 2, 2008
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