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douche-o-bot 

1.)A term relating to any person born within the United States or descending from Britain who usually flies an american flag on their car antenna and spends their entire life working for mega-losers who dont give raises and makes thirty times more money than the average douche-o-bot.

1.25) A right wing middle class american modern day slave

1.5)Referring to one who has innate robotic and automatic tendencies toward mental retardation, whose very breath causes extreme aggravation of the autonomic and sympathetic nerve cells of all others around them and... can still manage to be employed.

2.)An automatic retard who perpetually and consistently pisses people off to the point where they are lucky to be alive.

3.)A person of disturbed gender.
That bitch is still flappin her jaw.... i dun knocked her ass out thirty times already... she either brain dead or a complete douche-o-bot.

That douche-o-bot has been working at Micky-D's for over thirty years now! Wow... Superdouche!
douche-o-bot by StellaGripsnatch November 5, 2011

douche ticket 

like the insult douchebag, but more fun to say
"stop being such a douche ticket"

"that ref is a douche ticket"

"her boyfriend is a complete douche ticket"
douche ticket by northeastcollegekid February 12, 2012

douche bag drinker 

One who has a douche bag as a beverage.
Man Jeff is so full of it what a douche bag drinker.
douche bag drinker by blackg31 January 19, 2015

douche lagoon

A person who is so self-absorbed and clueless that others cannot escape his or her company fast enough.
After the umpteenth time Martha's date interrupted her to talk about himself, she pretended to go to the restroom and left the douche lagoon with the check.
douche lagoon by Chupallama August 7, 2015

Douche major 

An individual whose parents paid for their education while said douche major gets drunk and watches wrestling.
Wrestling is on. my friend Aaron, the douche major is surely watching.
Douche major by Lourdes ginger October 14, 2018

douche flute 

any vape, e-cigarette, or device used for smoking juice
“aye bro can i hit your douche flute?”
“nah bro ski
“please bro one more hit bro bro”
douche flute by kailmer July 22, 2019

Douche Bag 

One who's usefulness in the general flow of things has expired; also one who's sense of humor is dry and outdated.
My boss thinks he knows everything, but he aint nothin but a douche bag.

If I wanted any shit from you I would cut off your head and grab a spoon, ya douche bag!
Douche Bag by Cereal Killer February 3, 2005