2 definition by blackg31

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One who has a douche bag as a beverage.
Man Jeff is so full of it what a douche bag drinker.
by blackg31 January 19, 2015

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aroused and confused all at the same time
I don't know why but i am so confuroused right now, I think im gonna auto errotic asphyxiate myself.
by blackg31 May 20, 2017

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