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Bean-bagging 

Using testicles to "plank" any random object. The concept was first introduced by Frank Kramer during the Heidi and Frank Show as a funny reaction to all the dick pics that were being released by public figures like Anthony Weiner and Brett Favre.

Also referred to as "ball planking"
Did you see Jerry bean-bagging the photo of Katie's face? It looked like she was licking his balls.
Bean-bagging by dakara930 October 13, 2011

high beams

hard, protruding, erect, very visible nipples as seen through blouse or top
Man, did you see that hot bitch? She had her high beams on!
high beams by spiderbesideher December 16, 2008

Jackin' the Beanstalk 

slang term for male masturbation
Little Timmy's mom was pissed when she caught him Jackin' the Beanstalk
The clitoral hood or entire vagina, depending on preference.
"Tonight I'm hoping he'll lick my bean cave."
Bean Cave by MysticBacon November 3, 2011

bean team 

when a lot of mexicans get together to fuck one girl
Ashley was seen handing out with a lot of mexicans so people thought she got bean teamed.
bean team by TOKEN January 5, 2016

Bean Bagger 

A person, typically named Rob or Trob, who pulls out their nut sack and smacks it onto a nearby desk or table, simulating the sound effect of a bean bag. It can happen without notice, and truly shock all those in the vicinity.
Joe Z: "Dude some complete mad man just tossed his balls on a high chair at Cracker Barrel infront of several families!
Jeff: "Sweet Christ, Bean Bagger's on the loose!!!"