Puddled

A term commonly heard from by young hicks from parkhill Ontario. Puddled is used when teens plan to get absolutely interplanetary at any occasion fit for drinking. First used to talk about Ethan porters birthday puddled is very fun to say and it means you'll be getting fucked out of your tree.

"Are we getting slouched tonight?"~Carter

"Not a chance, were getting fucking puddled"~Andy

by Ran ran boban February 26, 2018

piddleshuck

1, verb. When your pet dog urinates in a place where he/she is not supposed to.

2. Exclamation of frustration with your dog.

1. Aww, my dog piddleshucked on the carpet!

2. Oh piddleshuck, my dog just chewed up my chair leg!

by CodeNameViper November 28, 2020

Phiddled

The act of 'fiddling' enhanced by cyber (or other) technology to produce larger, faster, deeper and/or more wide ranging results. Similar to 'phishing' or 'phreaking'.

As John gave Simon a tour of the bank he remarked on how IT was revolutionising the business. "In the old days we had to fiddle the accounts manually. But new technology means we can phiddle the books digitally. In fact a single phiddling computer can do thousands of man-hours of traditional fiddling. And if we get caught, we just blame it on a computer glitch. No more oinks from accounts blubbing to the securities commission to get out of some jail time."

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When Little Johny's dad found out he had been virtually molested online, he called the local police and they asked them to come down to the station to make a statement.

"Where did the pedo touch you son?" enquired the gruff and be-moustached Police Sergeant as he started polishing his truncheon.
"You don't understand." replied Johny's dad. "He was phiddled with".
"Fiddled with?" said the policeman,

"No, phiddled with, on the internet. Like being phished but it has warped his fragile little mind." Johny's dad explained.
"You do understand that, as this is a verbal exchange, I can't actually tell the difference between fiddled with and phiddled with unless you over pronounce the 'ph'. It is probably best you say, 'phiddled with a P.H.' to prevent this confusion in the future. I'll have to send you down to our cyber crime division. They deal with all the 'ph' around here. I will get their number for you." The Police Sergeant turned away and seemed disgruntled as he put his truncheon back in the draw.

by 2Bears-in-a-trap June 27, 2021

Piddletank

Toilet, or a way to call someone stupid

"shut up you piddletank" or "Jeremy went on a trip to the piddletank"

by HonkyPiddles November 2, 2021

Piddle

Noun. A dry area of glitter that resembles a puddle, but is dry and full of glitter.

There’s a piddle here from where that glitter spilled out!

by Hooliganasm November 5, 2021

puddled

A state of lethargy that an individual resides in. Commonly associated with being thrown into a chaotic social life and burning out over time.

*Paul finds himself in a state of desperation and seeks help from his closest of friends: Rachel, Avery, Nate, and Alex.

Paul: Ohh golly, friends, I am so puddled after this long night of silly activities.

Rachel: *walks away*

*Paul diverts his complete attention to Avery*

Avery: Ohh biblically Paul, made you should take a hefty nap.

Nate & Alex: *in unison* Lets all go sleep together! I know you have been puddled!

by starvedchild2002 September 8, 2021

Piddle

Like baby pee. Used for when others are so weak that they weaken the proper formed and spirited humans to their creepy ugly immature level by being present. An apathetic boring and weak attitude that doesn't shop or dress catlytically.

I was hung ho to finish a work out and design gymnast stirrup silverlake sandals, but then the piddle conformists showed up and I cried about being weak and ugly dressed to fit in with them.

by VOR GUARDIAN OF THE CHOSEN SCROLLS September 10, 2021