8 definitions by VOR GUARDIAN OF THE CHOSEN SCROLLS
A Flimhauser is a male by the coastal beaches who is caucasian, wears baggy dumb shants, whiffle trucker low brow surf shop hats, lame tilly's or surf shop dumber shirts, and is a wealthier husky bro douche adult. This archetype spawns flimhauser garbed dumb young women, wives especially, and children unfortunately. They are known to party more than an overprotective christian parent, but they bring the IQ and ability level down with their non smug or connoisseur embellishment of a wealthier life.
Flimhausers have a German good reputation in writing (hauser), but it's a dumb bro smash mouth stomp it down dumby. Wives who have surf shop whiffle trucker hats are what you check out and loose need to do Parisian achievement. To fit in jus succumb.
by VOR GUARDIAN OF THE CHOSEN SCROLLS September 10, 2021
A white American douche who wears boring mens clothing. Usually tall, fit, but so bland and unfunny. Plain. Redwing Bro Loser. LEVIS aesthetic. Better than slum intelligence and shier typically. Boring Spouse.
by VOR GUARDIAN OF THE CHOSEN SCROLLS January 10, 2022
by VOR GUARDIAN OF THE CHOSEN SCROLLS January 10, 2022
Like baby pee. Used for when others are so weak that they weaken the proper formed and spirited humans to their creepy ugly immature level by being present. An apathetic boring and weak attitude that doesn't shop or dress catlytically.
I was hung ho to finish a work out and design gymnast stirrup silverlake sandals, but then the piddle conformists showed up and I cried about being weak and ugly dressed to fit in with them.
by VOR GUARDIAN OF THE CHOSEN SCROLLS September 10, 2021
by VOR GUARDIAN OF THE CHOSEN SCROLLS September 10, 2021
A term usually used to describe and/or replace anything that comes to mind, it can be use universally for any imaginable instance; It is also every part speech. It can also commonly be phrased with words like Nudle and Lulz
Just krismuhs gewse being such a krismuhs gewse krismuhs gewse trying to krismuhs gewse nudles? No, no, no, right from the krismuhs gewse it lacked enough krismuhs gewse to krismuhs gewse, krismus gewse? Lulz
by VOR GUARDIAN OF THE CHOSEN SCROLLS January 8, 2008
A lowly attired simple minded buffoon with their head in the clouds who disrespects and ignores fashion. A specific breed or subgenre of douche who is lame and weak. Women are also a plain grey shirt douche. Their head is low brow and in the clouds. They are obnoxious wet blankets.
by VOR GUARDIAN OF THE CHOSEN SCROLLS September 10, 2021