Cheney

Neoconservative de facto leader of the United States from January 20, 2001 to January 20, 2009. His heart runs on batteries, therefore he is technically a zombie. Just like Osama Bin Laden, he has a tendency to disappear for months or years at a time, then suddenly return only when it is politically convenient for Republicans.

"George W. Bush was nothing but a figurehead, and Dick Cheney was in charge"

by JTBcat July 15, 2009

cheggy

conker or horse chestnut.

i got the biggest cheggy

by Mark Shayes May 25, 2007

Cheney (verb)

To shoot someone in the face or to shoot on someone's face

He is going to Cheney (verb) you, and your face is going to be messed up.

Some people like to get cheneyed after giving head.

Cheneying can sting, especially if you get cheneyed in your eye.

by MrJonesy February 15, 2006

Dick Cheney

The Vice President (in name alone) of the United States and Georgy's puppeteer. Helped fabricate intelligence so innocent American troops could go and die for the Halliburton Corporation. Has no problem doing this despite arranging five deferments for himself during the Vietnam War. Also has the full support of the racist radical right despite having a lesbo daughter.

"When are these chronic heart attacks going to finally kill Dick Cheney? Maybe he can get five deferments from hell."

by Lazarus Ciccone December 11, 2004

dick cheney

a chain that hangs from the male genatalia.

Josh Filer went to the piercing parlor to get a dick cheney.

by Shiny Sam the Magic Man June 8, 2004

dick cheney

Currently the vice president of the USA.
Hobbies include:
1. Having heart attacks
2. Playing with his puppet "W"
3. Hunting his friends
4. Screwing up the country

Dick Cheney: Sorry a swear you looked like a quail.

by Michael HL October 3, 2006

cheney

VERB: used in the phrase, "go cheney yourself", i.e., telling someone in a slightly more polite way to go fuck themselves.

From the exchange on the Senate floor between Senator Pat Leahy (D-Vermont) and the Vice President (R-Ninth Circle of Hell), wherein the latter told the former to "go fuck himself".

What a class act, that Vice Prez!

Guy #1: Hey, what's that - kiddie porn on your computer?

Guy #2: Go cheney yourself, you sick perv - it's just pictures of my kids!

by Jennifer Goodhue January 2, 2009