Pontus

A code word for a sexual predator, or someone who regularly lies about their age.

I found this cool dude named Beavis the other day. He said he's 17.
Beavis? He told me he was 23.
Damn, guess we ran into a pontus.

by NewNew7777 February 18, 2022

Pussy poltus

The healing for lacerations to fingers.

Those fingers look like they could use a pussy poltus

by Hurtfinger June 5, 2018

pPOTUS

penis of the President of the United States

A spectacularly endowed retired pornographic actress may possess pics of pPOTUS.

by PBSPinchback April 4, 2018

pontus

The definition of a very gay person. It is a person that is more fabulous than everyone around them and has mastered the art of blowjobs.

"Look at how he handles that cock with his mouth, he is such a Pontus!"

by Getoji May 21, 2016

POTUS

Piece Of Totally Useless Shit

Boy, The Donald really is a POTUS

by NoTnoKKKnoFUSA January 29, 2017

Potussy

A presidential candidate who is scared to debate other presidential candidates

John McCain is a potussy because he is afraid to engage Bob Barr in the presidential debates.

Fox News potussied Ron Paul when they refused to allow him in a debate.

NBC is a potussy for excluding Mike Gravel from a presidential debate.

John Kerry and George W. Bush are potussies for excluding Ralph Nader and Michael Badnarik from the 2004 debates.

by Neolog October 30, 2008

Pootsa Pie

Another term for a Cock Sandwich

I am gonna give that broad a pootsa pie (cock in the face)!

by Pootsa August 21, 2007