hoinger

A euphemism for the male genetalia.

"His hoinger remained flaccid and unused due to the lack of attractive females"

by Mike Smith February 28, 2004

Haines

The arch-bitch of Cunterbury.

"Mate, I think I might do something dickish."
"Don't do a Haines."

by Grandaddy Shawaddywaddy October 19, 2011

hanger

A hanger is a latcher, a person who latches on almost shadow like. Always after a free ride.

"He’s a bad hanger"
"I wish that hanger would fuck off"

by Pabzs April 1, 2008

Hanger-on

A hanger-on is someone who hangs on to a celebrity is either no longer relevant and are in the purgatory or relevance and irrelevance. A hanger on has something to gain by hanging out to the has-been celebrity. A hanger-on is a pejorative meant to belittle and degrade someone who is clasping on to a barely relevant celeb to increase their measly social status and career.

The only people left in Chris Brown's crew are hanger-on types.

by SmokerisnoJoker July 23, 2017

Mr. Hingelberg

What a friggin dude. If you know a Mr. Hingelberg, (which is hard to find tbh..) tell him how much he matters!! He's poetic and honest, he wants to learn all about you, honestly. He is kind and super religious in the best way possible. He wants you to become a great person. He is openly honest about his past and his mistakes so you can learn from them. He respects you but has a big brother sense to him, he will carry you on his shoulders to your best possible self but can also be a little nosy (with love). He wants you to become not only a person who can think for yourself but a person who can develop into a person who helps others do the same. He is so friggin awesome and makes me what to just become a person of incredible wisdom and faith. If you know a Mr. Hingelberg, cherish him and be kind to him.

Ralph - Yo i got Mr. Hingelberg's class next
Jack - Lucky...

by NotEntirelyAlone February 9, 2022

hinge

To set up mutual friends on a date.

I hinged John with Sarah. She's totally his type.

You need to hinge me with your friend Julie. She's a fox.

by pacovercucco November 2, 2012

Meat hanger

A girl with long skin hanging down from her pussy.

"Man, I had sex with this girl last night and she had disgusting meat hangers."

by FRESHNESSS August 25, 2009