crypto bro

A nerd with too much spare time and video cards. Thinks he is smarter than you because he buys and resells burnt forests. Will ignore any meaningful arguments against what he does by repeating something about "serious business" 1000 times.

Person 1: I heard Jeremy bought new video cards to mine Ethereum! He says that it's serious business and that he's gonna get rich...
Person 2: Gosh, Jeremy's such a crypto bro...

by Ell22 November 9, 2021

craptitude

A person's level of lack of ability to perform a particular task.

He was really bad at it, his craptitude was impressive.

by twinkle21 May 4, 2007

craptioning

the process of converting the narration and dialogue of a media production whose content is of dubious value into text and synchronizing its display with the media, usually against one's will

I just wasted five days craptioning that stupid video of the Christmas Party Planning Committee's brainstorming session.

by Danny Sax October 9, 2008

Crypto Power Bottom

Someone who is "bullish", bought high and always sells low and repeats the babble that some cryptobros and scam artists talk about - someone who gets fucked in the ass without any of the benefit of sex, because, you know, you are just participating in a digial ponzi scheme

Hey Klaus, you are a crypto power bottom!

by NiqqaKing March 10, 2023

Cryptid

Animals which are commonly not believed to exist, but actually may. Instances include the Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, the Teratornis, and Pterodactyl, Mothmen, etc.

That girl was so uckaly that she was practically a cryptid.

by Nicholas Meyler September 23, 2003

cryptocracy

Rule by secrecy.

The Bavarian Illuminati have secretly ruled the world as a cryptocracy since their foundation in 1776.

by Adam W Haupt May 19, 2009

crypty

Being crypty is when someone says something in a sneaky, unclear manner. The hidden message often is unobvious and difficult to understand.

The origin of the word is Latin: Crypticus

Paula: *Insert crypty sentence*

Inse: "Damn Paula, why are you being so crypty, be understandable already!"

by Seattlebynight January 19, 2018