The Colorado Yardsale

When you have sex on the front lawn in a snow storm or blizzard

I met this chick from Loveland and we smoked and did the Colorado yardsale

by Dilyn222 August 21, 2016

colorado lettuce

Another term for weed

Yo man, you got any of that colorado lettuce?

by rggzy June 13, 2016

Colorado special

You cash a massive bowl while going balls deep in ya girls asshole and don't exhaled till you cum

I almost died doing the Colorado special but definitely worth it

by Cloud City resident May 30, 2018

Colorado Toothpaste

The act of suctioning feces out of a woman's anus and covering ones teeth in the feces of said woman.

I once sucked on my girlfriends butt so hard poop came out and covered my teeth in feces. I then used it as colorado toothpaste.

by 1iquidFreshness June 2, 2012

the colorado yardsale

Having sex in the front yard during a snowstorm

I met this chick in Loveland and we did the Colorado yardsale

by Dilyn222 September 8, 2016

Colorado Speedball

The combination of a cup of over-strong (and often over-priced) pour-over coffee and a bowl of 20% TCH marijuana (or THC concentrate)

"You know man ... I just wake up, turn on C.P.R., have a Colorado Speedball, hop in my Subi, and ramble."

by tap33ater October 27, 2019

Colorado Cakewalk

When a person takes a shit on your dick and uses the shit as lube to give you a footjob.

I walked in the bedroom and there she was, giving Hank a Colorado Cakewalk.

by Shitler September 3, 2016