chocolate chapstick

When you pull your penis out of your girlfriend/boyfriends anus and wipe it on their lips.

Chad pulled out of Beths ass and gave her the Chocolate Chapstick.

by Cornhusker July 6, 2007

chaotic cows

a friend group of 8 that is an elite batch of singaporean idiots

phyo: youre such a chaotic cows today
kab: ikr, i cant stop being high

by dvesl April 24, 2021

Chaotic Cows

Chaotic Cows isnt just a friend group. Its an elite group of people, they are an escape from this cruel world,they ARE art or a hug from a loved one. They're everything you've ever wanted in your life,if you think about it and admire each of them they are the most ethereal beings. Its like a sunset, different shades of colours combined to create a beautiful atmosphere. All in all, they are a bunch of chaotic and humorous friends that are wrapped together like the first gift you open on Christmas.

"Chaotic cows are the swaggiest people you'll meet"

by cosmic_teddyy April 25, 2021

homemade chapstick

a greasy wax-like mixture of dead skin, sweat, grease, dirt,lint, etc... that collects in a persons butt crack after not bathing for a while.

supposedly it can be used as lip balm for dry lips due to its oily/greasy texture and content.

my lips were hurting real bad, so i had to use some of my homemade chapstick

by t.v.saiditwasok December 30, 2008

Chapstick

The god and center of the world, to members of the Church of the Living Chapstick (.com).

Person A: That person uses chapstick so fucking much
Person B: Ya, they are a member of the church of the living chapstick.
Person A: WTF?

by Dylan keenen November 16, 2005

Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC)

When a girl takes a stick of chapstick and rub it on her lips to the consistancy of petrolium jelly...Then she begins giving oral sex to a guy using the thick coating of chapstick to help her glide with ease...When he finishes in her mouth, she chomps on his dick a bites it off...She then uses th mix of chapstick and jizz to glue his penis back on

He no longer can use his dick after trying that Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC).

I tried CCC the other night and the feeling was horiffic.

The bitch was so mad at me that she CCC'd me.

by JayX30 February 28, 2010

yellow chapstick

the act of q-tipping someone and then rubbing the q-tip around the rim of the anus, then kissing the anus

dude you bang cristina?

other dude: yea she was good to she wanted a yellow chapstick

by quecke707 July 19, 2011