Apartness Retardation

The mutual feeling when you and your girlfriend (vice versa) haven't seen eachother in a while (2hr-days/weeks)so you're awkward/uncomfortable. Not yet back in the flow.

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ex.1 Why are you being so weird? Are you feeling apartness retardation?

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"Im so nervous to see him"
"Why? I thought you saw him two hours ago?"
"Yeah, but I just know Im gonna go apartness-retarted-mode and only talk about our lecturers..."

by mojavebabee May 21, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Apartment

A woman's downstairs area that is waxed or lasered clean.

"Would you like to go Apartment hunting?"

by Quirkygirl5150 August 5, 2021

Lafayette Village Apartments

A section 8 hood apartment in East Houston, Texas, located near Beltway 8 and Woodforest Blvd, bordering both Channelview and Cloverleaf, crime prances around the area and was even worse in the 2000s, has a psuedo-nice exterior to it and a clean-cut looking leasing office but still burglaries, neighborhood drama, drugs, nightly gunshots, etc.

“Y’all heard about that block party last night at them Lafayette Village Apartments? 12 had to come lock some people up for fighting”

by DaisyDukesDaisy December 31, 2023

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 30, 2025

Apartible

1. Able to leave a mark, sign or scar of sorts.

2. Visibly differs from everything else.

1. My childhood trauma was totally apartible.
2. The evidence for this case is apartible.

by etymologicious July 2, 2023

apartment in denver suburbs

Acronym for AIDS (A-partment I-n D-enver S-uburbs)

Do you have an Apartment in denver suburbs?

No, im clean!

by Kanye Weeze February 1, 2010