earnus 

The saggy puckered lobe hole resulting from a removed gauge earring. Larger gauges will yield a sloppier, more ragged earnus resembling a pack of crusty rubber bands.

"Those gauges look cool now but underneath I know they're just two stretched-out leathery earnuses."

earnus by Daniel Reskin October 26, 2014

earth juice 

The sweet sweet wet juice that is secreted from the tit of Mother Nature.

*after running a marathon* I need some of that good earth juice up in here.

earth juice by squad terms May 30, 2016

Planet Earth Party

A party where, after consumption of marijuana, a group of people shall proceed to watch hours of the BBC documentary Planet Earth with utter amazement.

Steve: Hey man, did you go to Fred's planet earth party last night?

Ted: Nah, how was it?

Steve: Pretty good, I laughed for 5 minutes after watching a polar bear sliding in the snow.

Planet Earth Party by Brak_Attack30 September 11, 2009

Steering Ears

When someone's ears are so large, they can be held to control head movement during oral sex.

During Eclipse my friend Melanie looked to us and said, "Damn, Kristen Stewart has some steering ears!"

Steering Ears by Undermedicated January 16, 2011

Freudian ears 

An error in hearing that is interpreted as occurring due to the interference of some unconscious ('dynamically repressed') wish, conflict, or train of thought of a sexual nature.

Ben: Hey man, did you see my cool trick?
Jeremy: Why would I want to look at your dick?
Ben: What? I said trick, I think you've got some Freudian ears.

Freudian ears by tikib March 1, 2011

Challenger Early College High School

An Early College High School in Hickory, North Carolina, Challenger, servers two out of a hundred North Carolina counties: Alexander and Catawba. Limited to a hundred students per class, everybody knows each other. Most of the teachers are extremely qualified. The school's honor code is integrity, citizenship, and stewardship. Anybody who doesn't follow this code can be punished. It's the only school in the county where you drop $2 dollars, and somebody will return it in the office.

Jack: I heard you're not coming to Hickory High with us. Where are you going?
Bill: I'm going to the prestigious Challenger Early College High School.
Jack: That sounds great. I hope you do good.

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20 years later
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Jack is flipping burgers. Bill is working for $40/hour on a career that hasn't even been invented yet.

Challenger Early College High School by BuddhistMonk2 September 3, 2012

Officer Earl 

Earl is like a minor antagonist at the beginning of the movie, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, but soon becomes one the main characters. He is very athletic and overprotective and takes his job as an officer of the law very seriously and with pride. He is very proud of his masculinity and enjoys being as manly as possible and dislikes the thought of actually showing tears (he once even sucked a tear back into his eye purposely). He can get a bit paranoid and over-the-top sometimes with a raspy kind of voice and temper, however is also a very caring and loving family man who loves his wife and son very much and is willing to do anything for them. He also cares a lot about the safety of the people of Swallow Falls and even helped organise and evacuation during the "Food Hurricane" the FLDSMDFR has created.
He also is a new meme where he runs like a machine so he can clap those cheeks.

Flint: *Attaches aligator clips*
Officer Earl: FLINT LOCKWOOD!
Flint: Uh! Just a second, I'm in the middle of aAAAA-

Officer Earl by xxxman360 April 19, 2019