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Starbucks Crotch 

The poor placement of an iced beverage from Starbucks between the inside of the upper thigh (most frequently occurring while driving, at a movie, or at bingo), which results in condensation from the cup wetting the crotch region of the victim's pants.
Person 1: "Look at Joseph! He looks like he had wet himself."

Person 2: "No, no...he simply is suffering from a case of Starbucks Crotch."
Starbucks Crotch by Gunner315 October 3, 2011

African Crotch Critters 

Slang for lice on or in your pubic hair region.
Justine and Richy couldn't stop scratching themselves because their african crotch critters were bugging them.

Disney Crotch 

The act of walking bow legged due to chaffing of the inner thigh and groin region . Caused by presence of friction between the thighs . Which creates a dry sensitive red hive like reaction. Provoked and brought on by the daily walking of an amusement park on a hot sweaty day . Such as Disneyland .
I got Disney crotch so bad right now" . "I totally got Disney crotch at the park today .
Disney Crotch by PinkPistol December 15, 2010

mormon crotch 

Having a disgusting wet spot from a nocturnal emission concerning your roommates mother. Then proceeding to walk around for hours with said spot on pants and showing everyone your ejaculant....Mormon crotch.
Pete had a case of the Mormon crotch after he ejaculated in his pants while dreaming about my mother.
mormon crotch by Jason9410 November 20, 2007

Popcorn Crotch 

Popped kernals of corn that have landed in your crotchal region. Usually covered in butter or salt, or kettle style if thats what you prefer. mmm mmm good
Hey Aunt Sally, i see you have missed your mouth and unfortunately have got a case of popcorn crotch. Gee golly, you had better fix that before uncle john finds out.

wookie crotch 

a man or woman who is severe need of a genitle hair area trim.
it took me 10 minutes to get through jen's wookie crotch so we could screw.
wookie crotch by sean January 28, 2005