Dong Kicking

The act of kicking someone in his Dong.

"Man, I gave Wattie a fucking dong kicking last night."

by Supreme_kicker_of_dongs July 17, 2008

Ring Dong

A phrase you would use in a text message to make the other person check their phone and write back.

Ring Dong: Cory
Jaelyn: What is this a door bell?
Just seein' what you were up to: Cory
Jaelyn: Streching out for later wanna cruise by?

or

Paul: Dude guess what I did last night?
Steve: What?
Paul: I ring donged Jessica at four in the morning to wake her up when she has her first day of nursing intern.
Steve: Clutch Automatic!

by Macag September 22, 2011

Dr Dong

The type of doctor that first contacts you in chinese so you have to translate it to english before asking if you can talk in english. Dr Dongs are not sure what any type of species are even if you give them an anatomy picture they are still uncertain what a human is.

That Dr Dong is so amazing but doesn't know what I am

by Ohio de-evolution expert September 17, 2020

Donged

A past tense verb used to describe an interaction between a penis and something, or someone else.

Man 1: "I was so drunk last night, I took a piss off a bridge but used the hand rail to hold my dick."
Man 2: "I wonder how many people today have touched that bridge you donged."

by Qasiel December 22, 2023

donged

derivative of dong (n) - penis, dick

to be thoroughly fucked, often used in excess or as hyperbole

Mike got donged halfway to death and he just wanted some kinky sex.

by lovelace66 October 17, 2020

dong wrinkles

The stretch marks around the mouth of a major cocksucker

That girl has a major case of dong wrinkles.

by Deepwaterbear June 11, 2019

Dong Doo Rag

A slang term for condom.

Wife:"Hey honey can I borrow some of your dong doo rags?"

Husband: "how cumm?"
Wife:"Because Im going to doink your brother, doy."

by queefmaster2000 March 07, 2011