Definitions by tortureoftuvalu

Konkey Dong

A dick that looks like it would belong on donkey Kong, and/or a dick with erectile dysfunction

Jeff’s wife left him and took the kids because his Konkey Dong couldn’t satisfy her.

A really stupid fucktard who you can’t help but laugh at.

yo last night I was at the bar and I was rofl bcs there was this fucklechuts in the bar