ling-ling 

lacking uniformity in thoughts in a haphazard way; at random, without definite aim, purpose, method, or adherence to prior conversion topic; being seprated from concrete realities and dimensions; difficult to understand; off-topic

''You're doing a ling-ling"

"Don't ling on me now"

ling-ling by Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness May 5, 2010

Ling-ling 

The name of the taste of a gone-off pineapple. It's sour and icky, but we love it.

"Hey! Check out this ling-ling!!"

Ling-ling by TheSophsterxxx July 8, 2009

ling-ling 

oral sex on a woman, a slang term for cunnilingus

"My boyfriend rocks at ling-ling; it feels like he has a motor in his tongue!!"

ling-ling by Becca the Strange October 31, 2004

Ling-ling 

A name that blacks like to call any Asian they see.

Black guy (to Asian store owner): Wassup, Ling-ling

Ling-ling by jolloxtuskug May 22, 2021

Ling-Ling 

A word used to convey thorough and deep hatred for an individual.

"SIyana's talking to Tarkan again"
"Why bro, Tarkan is a Bitchass Ling-Ling"

Ling-Ling by itz.rum!! May 30, 2025

Ling-Ling 

Ling-Ling is an alien 👽 that is green and looks like your typical cartoon alien.

“Hey do you want to go as like a Ling-Ling alien for Halloween?”

Ling-Ling by Javelin Healy August 8, 2025

Ling Ling 

Ling Ling is the king of music. He can play any instrument, without any sacrilegious suspicions.

I thought you were practicing! Ling Ling practices 40 hours a day, yet you are going nowhere. My son, you are a failure!

Ling Ling by earthlingalien January 26, 2019