ling-ling

lacking uniformity in thoughts in a haphazard way; at random, without definite aim, purpose, method, or adherence to prior conversion topic; being seprated from concrete realities and dimensions; difficult to understand; off-topic

''You're doing a ling-ling"

"Don't ling on me now"

by Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness May 5, 2010

Ling-ling

The name of the taste of a gone-off pineapple. It's sour and icky, but we love it.

"Hey! Check out this ling-ling!!"

by TheSophsterxxx July 8, 2009

ling-ling

oral sex on a woman, a slang term for cunnilingus

"My boyfriend rocks at ling-ling; it feels like he has a motor in his tongue!!"

by Becca the Strange October 31, 2004

Ling-ling

A name that blacks like to call any Asian they see.

Black guy (to Asian store owner): Wassup, Ling-ling

by jolloxtuskug May 22, 2021

Ling-Ling

Ling-Ling is an alien 👽 that is green and looks like your typical cartoon alien.

“Hey do you want to go as like a Ling-Ling alien for Halloween?”

by Javelin Healy August 8, 2025

Ling-Ling

A word used to convey thorough and deep hatred for an individual.

"SIyana's talking to Tarkan again"
"Why bro, Tarkan is a Bitchass Ling-Ling"

by itz.rum!! May 30, 2025

Ling Ling

Ling Ling is the king of music. He can play any instrument, without any sacrilegious suspicions.

I thought you were practicing! Ling Ling practices 40 hours a day, yet you are going nowhere. My son, you are a failure!

by earthlingalien January 26, 2019