cat fetish

you have a fetish of fucking cats, or things that look like cats.

Studly Cat 1: MEOW
Whorish Slut Cat 2: Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Studly Cat 1: Meow meow, meeeeowww! purr purr
Whorish Slut Cat 2: Purr meow purr purr.

<cat fetish sex>

by MEOWTH June 12, 2012

cat call

When a guy gives the wert whirl whistle or yells at a babydoll for the purpose of getting attention and in hopes of a future hookup. This is usually done out of the window of a car. Typically a Pontiac Firebird, or Camaro.

99.9% a hookup never arises and it's just the thrill that keeps these going.

Good News: Johnny got laid by giving a CAT CALL. BAD NEWS: The CAT CALL was given by the JUNIOR High School, and not the SENIOR high school, so Johnny is doing 10 - 20.

Billy and Tommy got grounded when Lisa tattled on them for doing CAT CALLS on the playground.

by Brownie Johnson September 12, 2008

Cat Food

A woman who desires to get married but never does so instead gets a cat. She leads a lonely life and dies alone in her house. Because she has no one in her life, no one notices she is missing from daily life. Her cat begins to starve so it begins to eat her to stay alive.

If my boss doesn't find a man soon she is going to end up cat food.

by Stephen February 15, 2005

Cat-Ass

Jumping onto high surfaces quickly, and silently landing on your ass. The use of arms for balance is strictly prohibited.

Andrew cat-assed onto the roof of his car.

by AndrewRice July 27, 2011

Cat nutter

Someone who is obsessed with Cats to the point of annoyance. Typically believe that cats are superior to canines and other companion animals. Brags about how cats are so "Cute" when really they are a creepy-looking squiggly killing machine. Often allows the cat to get away with scratching people and furniture. Typically a neurotic person.

Michael : "Dude, Jane is such a Cat nutter, she has at least 3 cats, and never shuts up about them"
Jayden : "I agree, its pretty annoying, She is a Cat nutter."

by grandest of autismo April 15, 2021

cat rancher

A person who houses multiple cats in their home. Statistics show that the cat rancher owns an average of 5 felines. Cat ranchers also tend to be older, psychotic women.

That crazy bitch down the street is a cat rancher.

by mug3nx April 27, 2009

Cat Got Your Tongue

When you or someone else cannot speak verbally. Usually when a secret got told, or something surprising happened.

Example -

Person 1 - So, how was the show?
Person 2 - Um.. I-.. Ugh..
Person 1 - What? Cat got your tongue again?

Person 2 - Ugh... um.. no.. I mean.. uhh..

by __Gabberss__ March 25, 2017