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when someone tkaes a drag of your cigarette and leaves it all gooey and wet!
you asshole, you cat-assed my smoke!
cat-ass by Magdalene St. Vitus March 22, 2005
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Jumping onto high surfaces quickly, and silently landing on your ass. The use of arms for balance is strictly prohibited.
Andrew cat-assed onto the roof of his car.
Cat-Ass by AndrewRice July 27, 2011
The uncomfortable feeling associated with a sweaty, uncomfortable, and puckered asshole. Originated from the idea of how a cat's ass looks and might feel.
Today after the gym I had horrible cat ass.
Cat Ass by Ashley Ricker February 9, 2008

Cat Ass Boy 

A boy that cheats, lies, and is extremely childish. It is also a boy that will smash anything, especially your friends. It also a man who spends all day and night with his boys like they dating . And lastly it's a boy that can be so in love with you while y'all are together but when y'all break up you a how, that etc.
That guy just broke up with his girlfriend and he's already trying to talk to her friend his such a Cat Ass Boy.

Throat Like A Cat's Ass 

A term given to that dry tight shitty feeling in the back of the throat usually after a hefty session on the beer.
Fuck me, i've got a Throat Like A Cat's Ass

Tighter than a Cat's Ass 

Intensely tight to the point that entry seems impossible
"Due to the visit of a foreign dignitary, the police had the city locked down tighter than a Cat's ass!

The Cat's Ass 

Being genrally awesome, something that is really, really sweet.

there are also varitions such as The Cat's Meow
person A: "Hey man look at this sweet new game"

person B: "WOW! that's the cat's ass!"
The Cat's Ass by FathaFunka July 4, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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