Procrastifake

Stalling fa time on bull shit

I don't need any associates that procrastifake, it's a waste of time.

by WykeshaMonike (JusticeBennett) July 14, 2019

procrastinate

Something you're doing. Also when you're not doing homework or working for a deadline when you should be.

A few weeks ago, he chose to procrastinate instead of doing his project; therefore, on the night before the due date, he had done nothing, and when he put up together his project, it was very crappy and terrible.

by Yuri AAAAA July 15, 2019

Procrastination

A worldwide phenomenon that teaches you to do an eight-hour job in 30 minutes, as well as a 30-minute job in eight hours.

I used procrastination so I end up doing my major grade projects that we were supposed to do over a two-week span in two hours. I also end up spending 2 days on a math worksheet because I was getting distracted. To rephrase, I did an eight-hour job in 30 minutes, as well as a 30-minute job in eight hours.

by I should be working March 24, 2019

procrastiception

When you procrastinate so hard you forget what you were procrastinating about.

Hellish: Dude I was procrastinating on something but I forgot what it was.
Ali: oh my god, procrastiception!

by Madworld808 March 31, 2019

procrastinator

A procrastinator is someone who finds any possible excuse to get out of doing work. They are lasy people who don't feel like doing the work or simply can't focus. Procrastinators are usually teenage students who would rather watch Netflix or jerk off instead of completing their science essay for the next day.

"Did you walk the dog yet?"
"No, I decided to be a procrastinator and raise my son instead"

by mistakeisme April 23, 2019

Procrastinegg

An egg that one cooks/eats as a means of procrastinating.

Person 1: Are you eating an egg instead of doing school work?
Person 2: Why, yes I am. This is a procrastinegg.

by sexgod47 April 24, 2019

procrastelation

When you find out that the thing you were putting off doesn't have to be done after all.

The hurricane destroyed his house and most of the town, but Jeremy secretly felt a sense of procrastelation because now he didn’t have to fix that damn garage door after all.

by ibelieveinnossing September 12, 2019