Definitions by sexgod47

Procrastinegg

An egg that one cooks/eats as a means of procrastinating.

Person 1: Are you eating an egg instead of doing school work?
Person 2: Why, yes I am. This is a procrastinegg.

Procrastinegg by sexgod47 April 24, 2019

Natasha

Natasha is the most attractive girl on the entire earth. Like it should be illegal. I cannot even begin to express how attractive Natasha is. She is poetry made flesh. Beautiful eyes. Nice lips. Good gal.

Person 1: "Today I saw a girl who was so beautiful that it blinded me and I'll never be able to see ever again my retinas have been completely destroyed by her sheer radiance."

Person 2: "Yes that also happened to me. That girl's name is Natasha."

Natasha by sexgod47 March 3, 2019