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You are just like Papa 

A phrase to use when somebody lied to you/told you wrong information
on something.
The line came from the show “Stranger Things”, ‘Papa’ which is referring to a character named Dr. Martin Brenner
Person: The new season 5 of Stranger Things just came out omg!
You: *finds out it is coming not until next year*
You: “You are just like Papa”
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Why don't you just fucking die already? 

No seriously. This is a reference to Breaking Bad season 1 episode 4, when Walter Junior, upset and in turmoil over his father's lung cancer diagnosis, outrages at his farther's hopelessness. His mother, Skyler White, is visibly distraught and in shock. Walter White, his father, is facially ambiguous, but I suggest that he is turned on by the unexpected lash out. The abruptness and out-of-pocketness makes this one of the funniest lines in Breaking Bad, nay, in American television.

The writers could well have ended the entire TV show by having Walter White die right then and there and rolling the credits. In fact, this would have been a totally viable ending to a long-winded story and would have prevented the rise of the crack-addicted, mentally unstable Breaking Bad community. Just imagine a world free from crack-heads yelling "JESSE WAKE UP" in public.

The phrase is most often unintentionally used by rage-quitting gamers; specifically, Minecraft zealots when they have two hearts, no shield, and three skeletons are raping them. The phrase also features in many political debates when the opposition runs out of rebuttals and resorts to crude insults, because, after all, this is the best way to assert yourself in discourse.
*3000-word assignment exists*
Professor: "You already have a lenient 5-day period to complete the short-release assignment. However, given the astounding number of simple extensions, we have decided to provide a 2-day blanket extension."
Students: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"

You: *empty a Vietnamese War amount of bug spray on a cockroach*
Cockroach: *moves*
You: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"

Osama bin Laden: *becomes the most elusive terrorist leader in history*
Americans: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"

Stranger approaching you with a clipboard and optimism: "How do you feel ab-"
You: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"

*waiter places your food in front of you*
Waiter: "Enjoy!"
You: *accidentally* "You too."
Waiter: *eats your food*
You: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"

Trou Just War Theory

The Trou Just War Theory (TJWT) is a theory developed by theologians at West Point, NY. A Just War under the TJWT is one whereby a male cadet "slays" a trou just to be doing it. However, an unjust war is when male cadet is romancing (also known as tromancing) a trou. A Just War must also meet the Jus Ad Bellum requirements of:

Just cause: The male had no other vagina around he could use.

Last Resort: The male should never go for trou first.

CDT Cow With No Standards is currently involved in an unjust war under the Trou Just War Theory.

I'm just a nigga with a rocket launcher 

A meme started years ago. 2015-2016
Tim: Im gay
Kevin: I'm bi
Jerry: I'm les
Tyrone: I'm just a nigga with a rocket launcher

I Don't Know, Man, It's Just Like...I Don't Know, Ya Know? 

The perfect thing to say when you haven't been listening to a conversation that you started. This works for an answer to virtually any question. Perfect for answering if you can't hear the speaker in a crowded, loud room.
Friend: "So how've you been lately? Any better?"
You: "WHAT?"
Friend: "I said, HOW'VE YOU BEEN?"
You: (panicking) "Oh, uh...I don't know, man, it's just like...I don't know, ya know?"
Friend: "Yeah, totally."

IT JUST WORKS 

It just works is a meme so to say, it is used when something makes absolutely no sense it was created to explain a ability in a mangaka then adapted by Todd Howard when explaining Fallout 4 Settlement mode
"Man did you see King Crimson's ability it just works man"
"This feature, it just works" Todd Howard
IT JUST WORKS by It just works June 26, 2017

Fortnite Battle Pass I just shit out my ass. 

"Fortnite battle pass I just shit out my ass." If you have heard it, it's because kids have recited this famous Tik Tok video by @abdul_cisse. You probably have heard of him due to his shitpost type beatboxing, such as "Total Drama Island" and "Five Nights at Freddy's"
Fortnite Battle Pass I just shit out my ass.

Booted up my pc
Because I need need

To get that Fortnite Battle Pass
I like Fortnite
Did I mention Fortnite?
I like Fortnite

Its night time
I mean it's 5 o'clock
It's basically nighttime
Now remember cartoon network,
Adventure Time