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saudi pro league

The place where soon to be retired footballers go for money
p1: hey messi went to the saudi pro league
p2: oh no
by roshasdefinitions December 27, 2023
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ABA PRO

When someone says aba pro it means that they often want to have sex with many indian women simultaneously.
Hey! Im an ABA PRO!
by anonymous January 26, 2024
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fleshy pro

Fleshy Pro - The Fleshy Pro™ Male Masturbator features a unique sucking mechanism that mimics the sensation of receiving oral sex. It provides intense and satisfying pleasure that is unlike anything else on the market, and is perfect for use alone or with a partner.

(Read on to learn about "Climax mode "

RealSkin™ Sleeves
Fleshy Pro's soft, body-safe inner sleeves provide realistic spongy resistance and ease of entry. They're easy to clean, last basically forever, and are delicately textured to replicate the feeling of mucosa (the stuff that throats and vaginas and g-spots are made from).

💡 Tip: Warm the sleeve up in a bowl of hot water before use for even greater pleasure..

Climax mode"
When you hold down the climax button, Fleshy Pro takes you deeper and deeper and its powerful suction completely prevents you from being able to pull out until you finish (or until you release the button).

Close your eyes and see how similar this ultra-intense sensation feels to being deepthroated or feeling muscle contractions during female orgasm.

Easy to Wash
Despite being one of the biggest worries guys have before buying, cleaning Fleshy Pro™ takes less than 15 seconds and you don’t have to touch bodily fluids. Simply reverse the sleeve, dump your junk, rinse with soap and warm water, and voilà!
Fleshy pro is a dildo for men

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by Blu_leef November 13, 2023
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pretty pro-life

The act of supporting abortion laws that others must follow, but not you.
Despite the clinic's compassion, they were "unable to give any answers to help my medical situation. In my case, it was unhelpful and slowed my progress for actual care," Farmer said. Farmer describes herself as "pretty pro-life" and Christian. She then did something she never thought she would do: Begin looking for abortion clinics.
by Boo-e-bear November 14, 2023
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saudi pro league

the worst league in the world
cr7 hyped it all up
p1: yo u watch the saudi pro league
p2: hell naw
by roshasdefinitions May 13, 2024
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Liar Pro Max

The absolute apex of pathological liars. This individual doesn't just bend the truth, they sculpt it into elaborate masterpieces of fiction. Their reality is a hall of mirrors, where every reflection is a carefully constructed lie.
Here are some examples of "Liar Pro Max" usage with random people names:

Co-worker Conversation:
Mark: "Hey Sarah, did you get a chance to print those client contracts?"
Sarah (Liar Pro Max): "Absolutely, Mark! I finished them this morning. A bald eagle actually snatched them out of my printer and soared them straight to FedEx. Should be there any minute!" (The contracts haven't even been touched)
Neighborly Inquiry:
Jessica: "Hey David, how come your car was parked in my driveway yesterday?"
David (Liar Pro Max): "Wow, small world! Turns out gnomes are having their annual yodeling competition across the street, and apparently, my car is the grand prize. They borrowed it for the ceremony." (David was borrowing Jessica's car without permission)
Roommate Quandary:
Michael: "Dude, where's the last slice of pizza?"
Emily (Liar Pro Max): "Aliens. Definitely aliens. They beamed down last night with a giant spaceship shaped like a pepperoni and abducted the last slice for intergalactic research purposes." (Emily ate the last slice)
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PS5 Pro

Person1: I'm going to buy the PS5 Pro
Person2: you're better off burning your money
by hell's playwright Louis November 19, 2024
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