schlumbergeer

A person holding the job title of Field Engineer, who happens to be employed by the oilfield services company Schlumberger. Such a person will normally work offshore or on land, at times on a drilling rig.

Dave, my friend from Nigeria, is a Schlumbergeer.

by vaeren October 1, 2011

schlumbohm

an old-school muscle car that has been modified to run exclusively on alcohol, a hybrid

My buddy has a sweet 1970 Mercury Cougar schlumbohm. He fills it up every time he goes to the liquor store.

by shakey momo January 7, 2012

schrimshered

To render oneself useless and in turn, to cause oneself great distress and hardship in life.

Ashton sat on the couch all day, missing class and failing his tests. He schrimshered himself.

by oaklandraider April 7, 2009

schrutebag

A sychophantic person engaging in extreme acts of egotistical behavior without regard to others. A person so blinded by self interest as to be incapable of sympathy and/or empathy.

"Colin then told his audience to go to the website. When all of his stoolies did so the site servers were overloaded and shut down. He is such a schrutebag."

by w. glass April 17, 2007

schumann

one who hula hoops nude to lou bega albums while eating spinach artichoke dip

did you see how many hula hoops and lou bega albums he had, the kid's a total schumann

by beanis%%% August 14, 2009

Shipwreck Schramm

shipwreck schramm

(can also be shortened ex. - shipwreck)

1.) shipwreck schramm - Any person who becomes emotionally unhinged while being entirely too intoxicated from consuming Budlight and continuously tries to break household items such as tables and or chairs with amnesia of events afterwards.

*note: Coming of the shipwreck can be determined by the veracity of guido fist pumps while listening to club music.

person 1: "Bro we drinking tonight?"

Steve: "yeah man I wanna get hammered!"

Person 1: "I hope Shipwreck Schramm doesn't make an appearance tonight."

Steve: "nah man, that guy is gone."
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Person 2: "Damn dude you drank so much Budlight Shipwreck came out and tried to smash the t.v."

Steve: - "No that never happened bro."

by observer2 February 8, 2010

schlumpkin

when michael slevin gives you a blumpkin

I just got done with my schlumpkin

by Snoop Dog August 14, 2004