micropenis

less then 3 inches; pathetically miniscule; baby-dick size; buttondick; hardly enough to even seen. laughed at by anyone who can find it. mini-dick.

"I know a guy whose penis is so small he cannot even find it! He has to use tweezers to pull the head out! Everyone laughs at poor peewee and his micropenis!! LOL"

by ricardodelc January 13, 2009

micropenis

A penis shorter then .75 inches

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by Webster July 4, 2003

Micropenis

A particularly insidious deficiency of the male form that typically becomes apparent to its victims during a vulnerable activity of adolescence, as they suddenly realize they don't measure up and are fatally flawed.

They react to the news in many ways. Some may try joinging a band, dying their hair, and getting tattoos and piercings to draw attention away from the nearly empty space beneath their loins. Others may acquire a large lifted truck, a mustang, a challenger, or some other car with a very loud engine so as to drown out the throes of their unending weeping for their lack of penile material.

Person 1: "Gee, that guy in the mustang with the forearm tats who just cut us off seemed really cool."
Person 2: "Yea, it's really sad...some people are just born with less, you know?"
Person 1: "But sometimes good things come in small packages."
Person 2: "Sure they do, sure they do..."

Later that night:
Mustang guy, naked: "Ok I'm ready, let's do this"
Girl: "Do what?? There's nothing there to do anything with!!!"
Mustang guy: *micropenis twitches*

by cynicalsage00769420 September 25, 2019

MicroPenis

A medical term for a penis under 2.7 inches in length. Also known as Tiny Petito.

Before crossing the threshold Bob paused, riddled with sickening guilt; "what about my micropenis??" he asked himself. What about the micropenis indeed. Bob concluded to forget about his tiny petito for once.

by Zee November 4, 2004

Microserf

Someone who is beholden to the infallibility of Microsoft products.

Only a Microserf could believe that someone else's newly deployed and fully patched linux server with no email binaries could be responsible for SPAM originating from their own W2K network.

by bondibox August 28, 2013

microbro

Noun: An individual of the 'bro' persuasion who frequents bars and liquor stores, attempting to appear educated and classier than the common man through loud discussion about beer perceived as craft.

That microbro spoke very highly of Blue Moon and Leinenkugals.

by sdkluber July 18, 2014

MicroPenis

One who has a small or, Micro Penis.

Often used to confuse others and let them think about it

Jaden Montez gotta small ass micropenis.

by Scythesweep March 10, 2016