Zee's definitions

HDTV

Stands for High Definition TeleVision. Widely believed to be anything better than SDTV, however, that is not the case. HDTV and SDTV are infinitely the same and HDTV only beats it out slightly on things like sharpness and MAYBE color. If you honestly can see a difference your brain is playing some serious tricks on you and is basing itself on the facts that everyone else thinks it looks better, so that's obviously the case. It's not.

I bought a HDTV, unfortunately, the quality I was getting when properly hooked up to a HDTV feed was so minimal a change in comparison to my old SDTV, that I exchanged it for my sixteen hundred dollars back.

by Zee May 3, 2006

wedge

to fuck/have sexual intercourse with a person (or object)

i'd sure love to wedge catrina.

by zee December 28, 2003

rarr

a very random word which your randomly use when you've run out of things to say or you want to break the silence... or the sound of an angry moose. (or tiger)..(or lion)..

person1:: hi
person2:: hello
person1:: how are you?
person2:: great, you?
person1:: good thanx...
person2:: ........rarr!

by zee February 1, 2004

grunge

a subculture of punk, as is goth. It is a main mix of punk and metal. Some people say it's similar to goth, but they are both unique either way.

nirvana
the vines

by zee February 7, 2004

Seamm-Jasani

This Art consists of slow and fluid movements, designed to improve coordination and to build an equilibrium between body and mind through various techniques of breathing and movement.

This Art has been described in Sanskrit as Alayavijnana or "the Art of Eternal Youth", as its practice increases health, mental vitality, and longevity, as well as helping to combat depression.

Have you read the Seamm-Jasani book? It is awesome!

by zee March 20, 2005

MicroPenis

A medical term for a penis under 2.7 inches in length. Also known as Tiny Petito.

Before crossing the threshold Bob paused, riddled with sickening guilt; "what about my micropenis??" he asked himself. What about the micropenis indeed. Bob concluded to forget about his tiny petito for once.

by Zee November 4, 2004

javi

javi = sex.

I want to make sweet sweet javi to that man.

by zee April 7, 2004