gruffbucking

The act of being gay whilst having a beard

Wow, that guy with the beard just ordered his coffee really effeminately.
Yeah, he was straight gruffbucking.

Did you ever see the video for Headlong by Queen? Freddie Mercury is gruffbucking all over the place.

by ironcladlou August 14, 2010

guffy

scottish slang for a pig!

instead of saying "im sweating like a pig" you would say " im sweating like a guffy!"

by sugababe May 22, 2006

no guff

A sarcastic phrase used to describe the stupidity of another person's statement. Relatives of the phrase include "No kidding!" and "No shit!"

Glen: "Carlos came into my office and asked if I had a floppy drive. I told him that I didn't."

Andrea: "No guff"

by digi::icon June 22, 2006

Gurf

the moist region between a females poon and ass. It is the female version of the durf (or taint)

"Damn quit poking my Gurf!!!" she exlaimed

by Durfinators January 21, 2006

Gruff

According to girls (Elana) Gruff is the term used for a man who is rugged in terms of appearance or behaviour. An attractive feature.

But Chris is a nice guy, he has Gruff, it makes him attractive.

by ChrisXL September 15, 2005

taint gruff

The dull gray collection of hair, sweat, fecal matter found on the fleshy area between ones ballsack and anus, this area is also referred to as the taint, chode, grundle and gooch.

1.Hey you, Fag Boy, go eat some taint gurff!
2.I keep a collection of my taint gruff in a mason jar.

by A Duece, Special K October 10, 2003

Gurmf

According to a Ouija board ghost, it is a slang word for having fun in the afterlife. It is unknown how to play the game "gurmf" or what it is, but it is known that having fun is invovled and doing drugs is not invovled in doing Gurmf.

This was said to us on Saturday, October 28th, 2006, by a 14 year old spirit named Beth. She was from France and died at a young age due to an overdose on an unknown drug at a party with her twin brother John.

Man, I had tons of GURMF at that party last night, didn't you Casper?

by Emmy & Lauren October 29, 2006