2 definitions by A Duece, Special K
To castrate your dead grandfather in an open field, then take the testicles and fry them in a wok until golden brown, and proceed to feed them, with gravy, to your blind, feeble grandmother.
by A Duece, Special K October 11, 2003
The dull gray collection of hair, sweat, fecal matter found on the fleshy area between ones ballsack and anus, this area is also referred to as the taint, chode, grundle and gooch.
1.Hey you, Fag Boy, go eat some taint gurff!
2.I keep a collection of my taint gruff in a mason jar.
2.I keep a collection of my taint gruff in a mason jar.
by A Duece, Special K October 11, 2003