A sarcastic phrase used to describe the stupidity of another person's statement. Relatives of the phrase include "No kidding!" and "No shit!"
Glen: "Carlos came into my office and asked if I had a floppy drive. I told him that I didn't."
Andrea: "No guff"
Andrea: "No guff"
by digi::icon June 22, 2006
Wayne and Garth walking through a desert.
Garth: “Wow we really are in the desert.”
Wayne: “Sha, no guff.”
Garth: “Wow we really are in the desert.”
Wayne: “Sha, no guff.”
by thetartag March 27, 2020
by hisstohat March 14, 2009
Whilst shopping in the frozen meats section of the supermarket I walked into someone’s guff and nearly blew chunks on the cold meat display
by derek May 24, 2005
by DayDay December 18, 2003
"general unspecified free food"
This is a cooperative term originated in the Ann Arbor Student Cooperatives, specifically in the Michigan House.
Though the term originated to refer to food, it is now expanded to anything that is available for use by anyone, for example, food, blankets, books, and penises.
This is a cooperative term originated in the Ann Arbor Student Cooperatives, specifically in the Michigan House.
Though the term originated to refer to food, it is now expanded to anything that is available for use by anyone, for example, food, blankets, books, and penises.
by gufflove September 15, 2010
Over-inflated information, bordering on superfluous or wholly irrelevant.
Origins: Onomatopoeic word describing a fart that starts with a short, low musical note, followed by a more prolonged, muffled “fffffh”, usually achieved by sitting on office furniture.
Origins: Onomatopoeic word describing a fart that starts with a short, low musical note, followed by a more prolonged, muffled “fffffh”, usually achieved by sitting on office furniture.
by Um Kazaar March 27, 2003