Douchetegrity

Always doing the douchey thing even when no one is watching

Used just like Integrity except in a Douchey situatuion.

Alex side swiped that Prius and didn't leave a note. That man has impeccable douchetegrity.

by SkimBuddy March 28, 2013

Douchetee

A goatee with no mustache

"Frank shaved the mustache off his goatee, now he's just got a douchetee"

by Ragier Kage March 28, 2015

Douchertation

A long-winded, multi-paragraph, hate-filled, homophobic, bigoted, racist, sexist, etc. comment or post on one's facebook wall.

I blocked my cousin because I was sick of douchertations.

by Wheezhigs June 17, 2016

douchestone

The most offensive word known to man. Outrageously vulgar. There is no context on earth in which this word would be appropriate. Anyone who speaks this word aloud is immediately struck with fire from heaven.

Shakespeare wrote extensively on the douchestones of his time.

by HeartbreakerWill April 18, 2019

douchette

Anyone who has been influenced from a douche and has started to show signs of doucheism.

The son or daughter of a douche.

Sally, who hung out with Natasha the douche, started to show signs of becoming a douchette.

by pizza delivery guy October 19, 2008

douchetafarian

1.One who worships douchetafari
2.One who douches with impunity; one who douches with religious zest
3.One who gets buzzed to douche

Lazy Paul is jerk off douchetafarian

by 5 piece and Champain Champain August 13, 2006

Douchetastorphy

when someone very nice either gets a a large sum of money or becomes a manager and becomes a douche bag where you want to tell them off but cannot due to their status in life

John: ever since our friend got that manager position, he has become an asshole

Sam: yeah, he just became a douchetastorphy over night

by keith1234567890wryyrueueu June 5, 2010