Someone who's douchyness is too large to fit into a bag.
Can be used in place of douchebag where appropriate.
Can be used in place of douchebag where appropriate.
Can't believe that guy cut in front of me in line and spilt his drink on me while doing it, he's such a douchehorse
by Rakky September 26, 2009
Get the douchehorse mug.A douchebag king can only be appointed by a group(3 or more people) who know the said douchebag king longer than one evening. One douchebaggy act cannot nominate one to be a douchebag king, only a lifetime of douchebaggery can elevate one to this status.
My old garage cabinet boss went around telling people he was sleeping with my girlfriend for six months when he hadn't, so I told his wife, who took his kids, his house, and all his savings, thereby elevating him to the rank of douchebag king to oversee all of california.
by ACustomGarage September 23, 2009
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by umairjikram August 2, 2012
Get the douchebaganarian mug.by Cory G. B April 2, 2008
Get the douchebagathon mug.Proper terminology for oversized black 'hipster' glasses. Legend has it that through these useless bifocals, the world actually looks 40% more inferior to you.
Emma's douchegoggles may have caused her to think that Raphael was impressed by her Belle and Sebastien tee shirt.
by Noma D. Plume March 20, 2011
Get the douchegoggles mug.Damn, there is Sara and her new boyfriend, Darryl. That's three in a row for her. SHe must be a douchaholic.
by Jerseyboy62 August 6, 2007
Get the Douchaholic mug.Noun - A faggy looking mixbreed of a baseball cap and a conductor hat. This hat is usually dark green or black, purchased at Le Chateau on the men's side, and worn at night. The douchebag hat is worn low as to cover the snakelike red eyes of the douchebag wearing it. The douchebag hat is a fashion statement that says, "Look at me! I'm a big, bloated, superficial douchebag! Wanna fuck?"
Did you see Randy/Joe and the new whore he's fucking standing by the bar?
No.
Right there. He's the one wearing the douchebag hat.
Oh. I see him now.
No.
Right there. He's the one wearing the douchebag hat.
Oh. I see him now.
by Playaaa What! September 26, 2007
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