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dead, dead as a cockroach

what you say when someone thinks you will do something stupid or dumb.
person: *makes a stupid remark*
me: bruh- caught me dead, dead as a cockroach if you think i’m going to do that 💀
by kittyslayer123 November 13, 2020
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on dead

When your cell phone's battery is dead.
Cell phones step down to a low-power mode automatically, thus "on low". When they turn themselves off, they are now "on dead".

Can you plug in my phone?
Is it on low?
No, it's on dead.
by jevanyn March 23, 2011
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1. when people stop posting on a chat board.

2. also deaded, as if you think you killed the board with your presence
1. whoa this board is dead

2. i deaded the board again. everyone must hate me. i'd better go listen to some goth music
by not illiterate March 31, 2005
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I accidentally hung myself and i woke up in a hospital with everyone thinking it was a suicide attempt. Now everyone i loved is gone and my past life and dreams are dead.
by Curtis_Robert September 12, 2011
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by uhtrippy June 4, 2021
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Dead is not alive. It is not sick or unhealthy. Dead is dead. The dead victim does not breathe or move but lie in the ground until it is a skeleton and will never see the sky again. Dead for evermore.
(Do not confuse, say, a dead dog with a sick one. Vet expenses are very costly).
'Is the dog sick, Miss?'
'No, Conor, it's dead.'
by PaulIsNotSick September 6, 2019
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Yo bro u ode trippin chuk e cheese is dead af
by trendsetter.mell April 22, 2022
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