dead, dead as a cockroach

what you say when someone thinks you will do something stupid or dumb.

person: *makes a stupid remark*
me: bruh- caught me dead, dead as a cockroach if you think i’m going to do that 💀

by kittyslayer123 November 13, 2020

on dead

When your cell phone's battery is dead.

Cell phones step down to a low-power mode automatically, thus "on low". When they turn themselves off, they are now "on dead".

Can you plug in my phone?
Is it on low?
No, it's on dead.

by jevanyn March 23, 2011

dead

1. when people stop posting on a chat board.

2. also deaded, as if you think you killed the board with your presence

1. whoa this board is dead

2. i deaded the board again. everyone must hate me. i'd better go listen to some goth music

by not illiterate March 31, 2005

dead

When sum not funny or overrated

Yo bro u ode trippin chuk e cheese is dead af

by trendsetter.mell April 22, 2022

dead

Gone and never coming back.

I accidentally hung myself and i woke up in a hospital with everyone thinking it was a suicide attempt. Now everyone i loved is gone and my past life and dreams are dead.

by Curtis_Robert September 12, 2011

Dead

The state you're in after deciding to give up living on this shitty planet ( Walk towards the light)

Me: So what happened to the maths teacher?
RandomGuy1: Don't worry we won't be seeing him again
Me: Uhhhhh? what do you mean?
RandomGuy2: What he(RandomGuy1) means is that he(HatedMathsTeacher) be dead.

by READIT!!! March 1, 2018

dead

when something is dead, you ain't feelin it

e.g: wow we have to go for history in p5, that's dead
e.g 2: nah that joke's dead
e.g 3: that's deadddd

by Galleioa-T January 25, 2019