tool box

When your friend abuses everyone around them until you want to kill him.

Kyle is such a tool that he stayed out with Mallory until 2am and then he said he doesn't want her. Yea what a tool box

by NIc killer s May 14, 2007

Toolboxsexual

when you have a wet dream about a toolbox, and suddenly, you can't look at toolbox the same. you are now horny for toolbox. just don't go around fucking any toolboxes, you hear me?

Remember when Marlo told us about his wet dream about a fridge?

Yeah! He's a toolboxsexual

by WaldoTags May 10, 2022

Toolebox

a man that sees multiple woman. He usually as one child that he favors but never sees and the other he gave up because it interfered with bartime. A plan looser who likes men AND women and will deny his six month relationship with a man. He lives with his friends even in his thirties.

Did you hear what Toole did again? Yeah, that Toolebox is a total looser. He has like ten STD's....he needs to quit messing around so much and take care of his kids.

by Renee32 August 21, 2011

Tool Box

A fuckin huge lip (a lip means dip)

Man I really need a tool box

by jimmythedipper February 12, 2015

Tool Box Ted

Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.

Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.

by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020

Tool box

A derogatory term used to describe a woman who exclusively has sex with the most undesirable and douche-bag men.

"Tool box" is a play on the slang definitions of each respective word. "Tool" referring to a very disrespectful man, and "Box" referring to the generally uncommon nickname of the female genitals. Hence, Tool Box.

"Omg, Stacy is such a Tool Box. She F*cked the entire football team. All of those guys are egotistical narcissists."

"Hey Brian, I heard that Melissa broke up with her boyfriend. You should make a move!"

- "Hell no dude! Melissa is a Tool Box. She wouldn't bother looking at a nice guy like me".

by DontCryBaby April 16, 2023

alabama tool box

pair of vise-grips, a hammer and a roll of duct tape

With an Alabama Tool Box you can fix damn near anything.

by deepfish January 16, 2015