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Tat Rat

A slut that creeps around tattoo shops or conventions in hopes of getting laid by a tattooist which in turn provides the possibility of free navel slut-jewelry.
Generally they wear tiny skirts or booty shorts and don't even have tattoos. They say "Oh my God, did that hurt?" a lot. And hover around the counters with their tits out. Sometimes they travel in packs. "Man dude, that tat rat wants to blow me bad.
by something radical May 26, 2012
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mushroom tat

A bruised imprint from the head of a circumcised penis. Generally applied via a violent whipping of an erect penis against the face of the offending party.
She was a raker so I had to give her a mushroom tat.
by Knuckles92 January 2, 2008
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Putty Tat

N. A term derived from Looney Toone's Tweety Bird's famous line, "I thought I taw a putty tat". This form of putty tat refers to a female's vagina but only the best pussy can be called a putty tat.
Man 1: Didn't you and her....
Man 2: Oh hells yeah nigga she got that putty tat.
by B.K. Vaughan June 11, 2006
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rat-a-tat-tat-that-ass

The act of bending a women over and giving it to her from behind while spanking each side of her ass with both hands like a drum. More commonly used as a verb.
After dinner, I am going to rat-a-tat-tat-that-ass for dessert.
by Pete December 29, 2004
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Pap Tats

The way a New York City cab driver says Pop Tarts.
Yo, git in da damn cah. An' bring wonna dem Pap Tats wit'cha.
by Satchmo II September 7, 2005
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Titter Tats

An older redneck or biker chick over the age of 35 who has her tits tattooed. Usually a self tattoo with the name of of a child they had out of wedlock , or a deceased biker or redneck who was the vitcim of Darwin's theory of natural selection. The trainwreck who has the tittertats almost always has more than 2 children. One of those two is usually named after a truck. Such as Dakota, Cheyenne, or F-150. The tats themself are almost always faded and placed on tits that look like a cooked egg hanging from a nail.Generally they fall into 4 catagories. #1 Childrens names, #2 Names and dates of dead people, #3 a rose, #4 some kind of feline paw Usually performed by a friend at a meth lab or biker rally.
My dryer broke and I was at the laundry mat when this lady walked in and bent over in front of me exsposing her titter tats to me. he has 3 on her lfet tit I a guessing of the names and dates or her snot nosed children. And 1 on her right with angel wings around it. Probably of her deceased first sperm donor.
by Jack Calhoun August 13, 2009
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Team Tatted

1) A person who has 5 tattoo's or more.

2) A person who has a large portion of their body tattooed (a sleeve, a full back tattoo etc.)
by Cccoats October 17, 2011
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