monk juice

beer brewed by monks

monk juice is the nectars of the goof life

by corked May 2, 2005

Monk-thugger

wanker, one who masturbates.

You monk-thugger, you've had two today already. Give me my p0rn0 back or get raped.

by ValhallaShoes October 16, 2005

Monk Phase

A synonym for a refractory period, Monk phase is the recovery phase after a (primarily) male orgasm at which it is impossible to have another orgasm. While refractory phase is a broad and scientific term, monk phase indicates the immediate lack of arousal that follows an orgasm.

Dave: I tried to ejaculate in my mouth once, when monk phase hit me I had the biggest regret ever.
Jack: Dude!

by Luminc January 2, 2012

monk man

when a man puts his bellend against another man's bellend and pulls the foreskin over it

You're such a monk man!!

by <no comment> March 23, 2004

monk room

Long-term hotel room rental for single individual on a budget.

(seen in a craigslist ad by a local hotel): "Monk room $500.00 available June 1st. Small room with attached bathroom. Furnished. All utilities included. Complimentary local phone & cable. Flexible lease - month to month"

by Bob Stein June 20, 2007

monk slut

a pseudo spiritual guru worshipping person who likes to parade their spirituality around upon others like its a fashion show, misappropriating the spiritual journey for the purposes of their own ego whilst practicing no real spiritual life of their own

that guy is a total monk slut. all he does is chase pussy. he just told me he's basically a monk and brags that ones of his monks says he'll be totally enlightened someday. He hangs out with monks all the time, but goes through women like toilet paper and talks trash about people all the time. he doesn't practice right speech or right action. he thinks enligtenment is a social club.

by life alchemist May 24, 2018

monk monk

a fnaf fan who likes to clean his house

“is that adriel?”

“yeah the monk monk”

by anonymous February 17, 2022