Complimentary

The complimentary is when you sneak back to the toilet to sort out what you should’ve the first time. Whether you were rushed to wipe properly or just ran out of toilet paper.

At the building site Robbo asks Smithy “where’s Jacko?” Smithy replies “oh he’s not wiped his ass properly so he’s gone back for a complimentary”

by TJCs April 05, 2020

complimentary

Complimentary - a word the Urban Dictionary currently has no definition of - why? Does the Urban not know of Complimentary relationships or otherwise? Nature designed Men and Women to be Complimentary to one another. Millions of years of Complimentary relationships resulting in human evolution yet the Urban Dictionary has no definition of such relationships. I guess if it ain't got sarcasm, devaluation, distrust and snark then it aint Urban.

Hi I'm a Complimentarian - I Complimentary - I compliment you - I'm your other half - wanna get a burger?

by Aryanblindboy August 12, 2016

complimentary girl

When a group of guys go out they bring along a hot girl, so that they look cooler and less intimidating to other women.

They brought her to the bar as a complimentary girl

by Beefcakes432 September 15, 2010

Complimentary flush

The one required toilet flush at the end of one's defecation. unlike a courtesy flush , which is not required, this is a mandatory flush in toiletry etiquette.

I wish John had used a courtesy flush so he wouldn't stink up the bathroom, but at least he remembered the complimentary flush after taking a shit.

by 1badmotha February 07, 2009

Complimentary Tap

Noun. Complimentary Tap can be defined as having sex with a women that would not normally suit your scale of standards.

Alright dude, I'll give her the complimentary tap so you could get some nice poonani.

by Vinn3h84 August 01, 2010

complimentary dysfunction

When two people in a relationship, have different personal issues, but get along well; ie: his strengths are her weaknesses and visa versa.

Joe and Jen were both dysfunctional, but they get along so well it must be complimentary dysfunction.

by jwick4896 February 03, 2014

Complimentary facial

Sardonic and sarcastic praise that lays it on thick (see facial).

Boy, Mr Peterson sure gave her a complimentary facial and she was none the wiser.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008