ham howitzer

1. Descriptive term for a large penis. See also pork sword.

I launched a borage of pork projectiles on Jennifers face with my ham howitzer.

by crank April 20, 2005

Hofitel

Melbourne accommodation where da party is at

Let’s get some rack and party at the Hofitel

by Hof500 November 28, 2022

Hotitty

The hotness index of an individual.

Michelle and Jason aren't hotitty compatible.

by sticktotheshadows December 15, 2010

hotitude

The level to which somebody is hot, or attractive

Anna's hotitude is off the fucking charts.

by hellyesaguitarsolo June 12, 2011

horitis

A series of random and seemingly unrelated illnesses resulting from over-exposure to the collective bodily fluids of a large random sample of humans

Gotta call in sick today.....got a case of the horitis.

by maker_breaker_213 July 15, 2014

Hotitosis

Someone who's hot but has really stank ass breath

Damn Felicia, you got a bad case of Hotitosis.

by Hvalenti March 1, 2015

Hoito

Finnish for "an establishment that serves you dumpster trash for breakfast"

"Let's go to the hoito for breakfast"
"Sorry I'd rather drink Hepatitis C Vomit"

by TheGreatDocBrown December 9, 2016