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blinking 12 generation

The typically 50+ year old individuals who have a blinking 12:00 on their VCR. These people frequently have difficulty understanding and using anything electronic or computer related. If they do use such devices, it will normally be only for exactly their use, no more.
My dad asked me to program a show on his VCR because he is a member of the blinking 12 generation.
by Mark Greenblatt July 3, 2005
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General Jumpinforabitch

A term popularized on the AOL Rap messageboards around 1999. It expounds more specifically on one of the functions of a "Captain Save-A-Hoe."

Basically, General Jumpinforabitch games/schemes on pussy in the manner of a highly specialized Captain-Save-a-Hoe. He's the guy who will relish the opportunity jump between a man and a woman fighting (verbally or otherwise) in order to curry favor with the woman:

"Hey! HEY!
Whatchoo doing, man?
That's a LADY you're talking to, right there!
Show some RESPECT!"

Generally, Generals end up getting shot.
"I'm arguing with my shorty over some money type shit, and it gets a a little heated.....All of a sudden General Jumpinforabitch pops up out of nowhere like: "Is everything all right here, Miss?" I broke my foot off in his ass and told him to tell his story walkin'....
by WillHigh April 17, 2008
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General Cockhead

Your everyday dickhead who doesn't have a mind of their own so they have to follow all the latest trends and fads in order to fit in. They're usually found loitering around shopping malls and making homosexual poses on facebook. They refuse to play any music that they actually like because they feel insecure so they just listen to the tracks on the latest so fresh cd just to play it safe.

A general cockhead often brushes their hair to the side like Justin Bieber, wears short fluro shorts (Usually green, red or blue), a snapback hat and rosary beads as a fassion accessory rather then a religious symbol. They're often spotted driving around in done up rodeo utes of if they're to young to get their liscence they ride scooters instead.

If the general cockhead is a female, she is always posting photoshoped pictures of herself half naked with oversized sunglasses on facebook while making a face similar to a duck.
Jake: OMFGz DAVID GUETTA IZ THE BEST DJ EVA!!!!!

Tom: You're such a general cockhead, you're only saying that because everyone else likes him. Grow some balls, some self esteem and find something you actually like.
by Con Cuthbert January 17, 2012
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General brown

After you blow your load on a chicks face, you shit on her stomach. Then you stand up over her and salute.
Did Ian seriously general brown that chick last night?
by Leapinglenny February 16, 2019
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generative ontology

The hypothesis that religion emerged as a paradigm to protect consciousness from destroying language.
Generative ontology argues that religion (narrative ego) and all mythologies are a promise to the consciousness by the super-conscious (mind) that language will one day be destroyed.
by metawave July 5, 2019
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Geber

The type of guy who’s dependable, honest and very blunt with his thoughts. He won’t think twice before acting and has a strong character. He’s a born leader. He has a good heart but is also hard headed. He strives to be the best and wants the best for others before himself. He is a very good friend but keeps his circle close. He’s trustworthy and a good listener and even better at advice. He’s the one you call when you need anything and can depend on at all times. He tends to be quiet when nervous but when exposed to the environment he’s used to he’s the least quiet. He knows how to have a good time and accept change. He likes to better himself and is goal setter and getter. He is amazing. He is one of a kind.
“Geber is a good friend, he’s there when I need him most”

“Geber has a cute smile
by You’recute9.20 September 21, 2019
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Gemergy

An attitude or state or mind, where an individual stoically tolerates and succeeds, despite being surrounded by apathy and incompetance.
"you want me to sort this out as well ?" she retorted and shot him a look filled with Gemergy

She draw on her reserves of Gemergy to stop herself garrotting the idiot before her.

He needed a strong coffee and a donut to recover his reserves of Gemergy and make it through the afternoon
by HelixFractal October 9, 2020
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