Retorted
Someone who is absolutely awful at comebacks, reputations, and retorts. Often times their replies are met with awkward stares and silence.
Retorted by xJoshAndStuffx October 19, 2014
Words you can keep
Retorted
say something in answer to a remark or accusation, typically in a sharp, angry, or wittily incisive manner.
Retorted by Nyala_Monica_37 July 30, 2017
Related Words
Retorted • retarted • reported • Retorded • reborted • Reportedly • Retartedbob Idiotpants • retarted cat • retartedclover • Retarteder
Retorted
Ryan tried to be smart by calling others retarded who are actually not, that now everyone knows he’s retorted
Retorted by Bigballboy23 July 10, 2019
Retorted
Way of saying retarded for high intelligence people especially those doing AS Physics. Not to be confused with a retort stand which is used to measure the length of ones PP.
Retorted by AaryanPrasad(Not My Real Name) November 20, 2020
retarted
Tartmobile vendor: Here is your extra tart sir. Consider yourself retarted.
Tartmobile customer: Yes thank you I am certainly retarted and happy!
Tartmobile customer: Yes thank you I am certainly retarted and happy!
retarted by underdogFromLux September 13, 2008
This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.
The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature
Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.
Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.
Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....
This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.
Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....
This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.
Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....
reported
Said in response to a post, comment or action that is against the rules of whatever game or forum the conversation took place.
Most notably, the game World of Warcraft.
Sticking a period at the end adds finality, and is optional.
Usually, it's just a joke.
Most notably, the game World of Warcraft.
Sticking a period at the end adds finality, and is optional.
Usually, it's just a joke.
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