- verb
1) To reply to, usually in a sharp or retaliatory way; reply in kind to.
2) To return (an accusation, epithet, etc.) upon the person uttering it.
3) To answer (an argument or the like) by another to the contrary.
- noun
4) A severe, incisive, or witty reply, esp. one that counters a first speaker's statement, argument, etc.
5) A glass device used for distillation or dry distillation in chemistry.
6) A furnace used for cremating dead bodies.
7) An industrial pressure cooker.
1) To reply to, usually in a sharp or retaliatory way; reply in kind to.
2) To return (an accusation, epithet, etc.) upon the person uttering it.
3) To answer (an argument or the like) by another to the contrary.
- noun
4) A severe, incisive, or witty reply, esp. one that counters a first speaker's statement, argument, etc.
5) A glass device used for distillation or dry distillation in chemistry.
6) A furnace used for cremating dead bodies.
7) An industrial pressure cooker.
Andre- Yo, man. I think that bitch I was hittin' last night put the burn on me, man.
Archibald- Perhaps you should refrain, forhtwith, from engaging in intimate relations with your mother. (retort)
Andre- Fuck you, man. (also retort)
blub blub blub (also also retort)
fwooooooosh! (also also also retort)
Archibald- Perhaps you should refrain, forhtwith, from engaging in intimate relations with your mother. (retort)
Andre- Fuck you, man. (also retort)
blub blub blub (also also retort)
fwooooooosh! (also also also retort)
by Speak and Spell February 28, 2009
Someone who is absolutely awful at comebacks, reputations, and retorts. Often times their replies are met with awkward stares and silence.
by xJoshAndStuffx October 19, 2014
1. A metaphysical wrestler
2. A show on the YouTube channel Balboa Dean
3. Physically Challenged Wrestler
2. A show on the YouTube channel Balboa Dean
3. Physically Challenged Wrestler
by Tomme boyd February 05, 2020
say something in answer to a remark or accusation, typically in a sharp, angry, or wittily incisive manner.
by Nyala_Monica_37 July 16, 2017
Ryan tried to be smart by calling others retarded who are actually not, that now everyone knows he’s retorted
by Bigballboy23 July 11, 2019
by becty June 04, 2011