Dog

A largified rat that eats your face off.

Guy off the street: Where did Bob go?
Jesus: that fat rat over there ate him
Guy off the street: good
Dog: woof woof I need a poo
Jesus: I want a curry

by Bongo cat in a wheelchair December 17, 2018

DOG

A word used to point out the obvious in situations when people ask a stupid question, and the answer is right in front of their eyes. Founded while playing EQ2 and annoying kid was asking stupid questions if that was truly a dog or not.

Random GNN kid: "Is that a dog? Is that a dog? IS THAT A DOG?"
Robbie + Henry: "NO ITS A DOG"!!!!!

by Robert Segrin January 4, 2008

A dog

A cheater (male)

Sally: My boyfriend slept with Rebecca last night! Ugh he is such a dog i’m dumping him!

by Penelopenis January 19, 2019

dog

the pet that "licks" the peanut butter off your wife when your not there

dog

by big_joe13 June 5, 2009

Dog

A word used to point out the obvious in situations when people ask a stupid question, and the answer is right in front of their eyes. Founded while playing EQ2 and annoying kid was asking stupid questions if that was truly a dog or not.

Random GNN kid: "Is that a dog? Is that a dog? IS THAT A DOG?"
Robbie + Henry: "NO ITS A DOG"!!!!!

by Robert Segrin January 4, 2008

Dogged

When a friend isn't there in a time of need.

Scurry wanted John to stay out drinking all night.

John went home and dogged Scurry.

by HeyImStarlord August 8, 2016

dog

Not a cat. A dog is not a cat.

That is not a cat. It is a dog.

by slickridah July 16, 2008