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Condomspiracy

When a woman believes that a man is wearing a condom during sex, when in fact he is not. This may involve a coverup on the part of the man or "condomspirator".
Girl 1 - "So I had sex with Joe last night. He said he was wearing a condom but I didn't see him put one on, or feel one."
Girl 2 - "You may have been a part of a condomspiracy, my friend."
by Condomspirator5 November 19, 2011
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Condor

A girl with a great body but an unattractive face, much like the California Condor, a bird with a beautiful, majestic wingspan, but a really ugly head.
"That girl is really hot"

"Dude, that's a total Condor"
by DonkeyJote September 7, 2013
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Condor

A Condor is when you are totally waisted and you are getting a blow job from a chick while you are standing and she's on her knees. Then you realize you're going to throw up, so you start to whistle like a bird. When she looks up with her eyes while still doing her business you blow chow on her face! That is called a Condor!
The Condor is when you drink way over your limit. You find a chick way below your normal standards to blow you because you're so shit faced she's just happy you will talk to her. She blows you, you whistle to get her to look up and you throw up on her face.
by Yettyhunter February 18, 2008
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Fuckton of Condoms

the amount of condoms needed to fuck a metric ton of women
"Dude, for this party tonight I'm gonna need a fuckton of condoms."
by layinpipe16 October 12, 2011
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Condor

You are all wrong. Condoring is the act of taking a tube, or small, round, inflatable raft with a hole in the middle, and you go down a swift moving river or creek. Originated by my brothers. :p
MY BROTHER: "Let's go tubing!"
MY FATHER: "NO! Let's go condoring!!!"
haha. It sounds funny.
by O_o_I'm_a_Freak_o_O January 2, 2009
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reusable condoms

Condums that can be used lots times wii remote covors work well as long as da trap door be closed.
I got da hiv and that bitch made me wear a rubber so ize leaved the trap door open on dat reusable condoms so she gets that shit for life.
by hulk hogan vampire January 17, 2010
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Condomsation

When you have really hot sweaty sex and the condom gets extremely wet
Guy: Damn girl that was intense, look at the condomsation
by Ninjapanda93 May 27, 2016
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