One of the earliest recorded instances of talking shit in American history, uttered by the father of shit talking, the legendary John Paul Jones. Would roughly translate to "Nigga I ain't even been tryin" today.

Tyrone you a bitch, I'm up 17-6, check.
I have not yet begun to fight!

I have not yet begun to fight by falcon176 June 11, 2008

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I HAVE CHORTLES

Fawful's catchphrase from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. An amusing, mocking, insulting laugh.

Bowser: Hey! What's the story with this crazy statue? It's going nuts!
Fawful: I HAVE CHORTLES!

I HAVE CHORTLES by Fawful September 27, 2009

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i'd buy that for a dollar

Something that is really amazing and fantastic whether it be a person,place,thing or idea

Originates From: A running joke within RoboCop is an inane TV show with the catchphrase "I'd buy that for a dollar!", which people in the film's future universe find humorous. The star is the goofy Bixby Snyder apparently based on Benny Hill. However neither the name of the show nor the character are ever revealed in the movie.

A person was watching the super bowl half time show, and Janet Jackson breasts got exposed.

The person says: Man, I'd buy that for a dollar!

i'd buy that for a dollar by Danny Malt November 3, 2007

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i ain't wearin' one

This is what crime-momkeys tell their sugar mamas about wearing condoms. They can't just screw the white girls, they "has to get them pregnant", too.

"Please put this on, Tyrone. I don't want my parents pushing a cocoa puff in a stroller." "What? I ain't wearin' one!"

i ain't wearin' one by running out of patience May 6, 2008

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