MATI

Mad at the Internet, essentially when someone is raging online over something trivial like a TV Show

Lucas: Um Aktually this is incorrect to the lore so you're a horrible person
Connor: Stop being MATI and touch grass

by PetarPeaheron November 12, 2022

Open Casket Material

A witty and sarcastic way to describe beauty. Often used in its negative form (she ain't open casket material) meaning having (or not) a presentable look.

Look at that girl, she's open casket material. But her boyfriend I would close the casket on him.

by Chomskian December 17, 2008

Matthew Frank Anderson

One who fondle's Jay Leno's Vagina.

Matthew Frank Anderson went to a party one night and got drunk for his first time...He ended up meeting Jay Leno and fondling her vagina.

by mike hunt likes jay Leno a lot November 3, 2010

Matchstick Man

Another term for a scam artist

The matchstick man cheated the poor, old schmuck out of
50.000 dollars.

by J. Malik January 1, 2006

Matless

From the Latin "rugelius" which means to possess no mat.

Also a type of human sheep.

I am Matless. He is Matless. She is Matless. She is doing Matless. Matless is over there. Matless can I suck you?

by Alex July 25, 2004

matressable

Worthy of having sex with. Not necessarily on a matress or bed, but hence the name.

Bill: Yo, Joe, what do you think of that brunette over there?
Joe: Definitely matressable, man! I'd love to get me a piece of that!

by Midami June 9, 2005

Matrix Multimedia Syndrome

A story in which mediums such as video games, and animated series, comic books, and novels are required to create a full cohesive story of a movie or TV series

Franchises that follow Matrix Multimedia Syndrome are:

Chronicles of Riddick

The Matrix

24

Alias

X-Files

by LK47 April 22, 2006