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Mats
Mats is a name originally used on boys with extraordinary large penises! If you're a girl and are searching for one of these Mats', you will notice a Mats by his unique, handsome look. But don't worry, a Mats takes what he gets as long as it has tits and a shaved pussy.
Girl: Wanna fuck?
Mats: WTF no? You're the biggest slut at our school!
Girl: Come on!
Mats: Well, alright then... A pussy is a pussy right?
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The word Mats can be used similar to the word MILF:
Girl 1: WOW, what a damn hot and handsome guy!
Girl 2: DAAAAAMN, Mats-alert!!
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Girl 1: What the hell is that massive thing in his pants?
Girl 2: Chill... That's his wiener!
Girl 1: Oh, he's a Mats?
Girl 2: Indeed, let's fuck him!
Mats: WTF no? You're the biggest slut at our school!
Girl: Come on!
Mats: Well, alright then... A pussy is a pussy right?
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The word Mats can be used similar to the word MILF:
Girl 1: WOW, what a damn hot and handsome guy!
Girl 2: DAAAAAMN, Mats-alert!!
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Girl 1: What the hell is that massive thing in his pants?
Girl 2: Chill... That's his wiener!
Girl 1: Oh, he's a Mats?
Girl 2: Indeed, let's fuck him!
Mats by Sexy Beast 02 February 26, 2011
Related Words
'mats • matsudasgf_ • Matsen • Matson • matsuphobic • mats roald • Matsas • Matsi • matso • Matsoukased
mats
1) Short term for the word "Materials". Mostly used in MMORPGS as items required to craft or create a certain item.
2) A group of malays. May be a rude referenace.
2) A group of malays. May be a rude referenace.
"Hey, if you want me to encant this weapon free of charge u gotta give me the mats, dude."
"Holy shit, this club is infested with mats. Yeah. Cheeky monkeys, poser paradise."
"Holy shit, this club is infested with mats. Yeah. Cheeky monkeys, poser paradise."
mats by LiquidfusioNz November 5, 2005
Mats
Norwegian Slang For An Extremely Large Male Reproductive Organ used mostly by vulgar people for an example people at the Oslo underground stations at nights.
Also a person that is really good in school but cant really focus on helping others as he tries to do his own shit stuff.
Also a person that is really good in school but cant really focus on helping others as he tries to do his own shit stuff.
1. His Girlfriend Loved His Large Mats as it tastes like coca-cola with cola sauce.
2. Some guys: Hey can I see how big your Mats is? The train comes soon
Morten: Sure help yourselfs
2. Adam: Can I have help with this please?
Morten: Sorry I need to focus on my own work first.
Adam: Fuck, you're acting like a Mats
2. Some guys: Hey can I see how big your Mats is? The train comes soon
Morten: Sure help yourselfs
2. Adam: Can I have help with this please?
Morten: Sorry I need to focus on my own work first.
Adam: Fuck, you're acting like a Mats
mats
Short for the word "materials". Usually used in MMORPG's that means the materials needed to create an item or enchant.
mats by CaptainLoozer October 25, 2005
Mats
Dude 1: I see someone 89 North!
Dude 2: Ok I need some mats to build up there
Dude 1: Ight come here
Dude 2: Ok I need some mats to build up there
Dude 1: Ight come here
Mats by The Chicken Enthusiast November 4, 2018
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