Dickstachio 

A penis that has been gingerly laid accross a man or womans top lip while they are asleep.

Good morning sunshine....nice dickstachio!

Dickstachio by Mr. Fuss-a-lot July 23, 2011

Dickskipper 

1. An individual who passes over ones penis in the act of giving a full body massage.

2. One who skips a dick.

I went to massage parlor and this Korean woman gave me this full body massage and I have got to say she's a real dickskipper.

Dickskipper by Nip Slaper December 18, 2013

dick someone around 

to behave in a dishonest or unforthright manner, especially in business matters

I hate getting dicked around by used-car salesmen

dick someone around by tpbenelli July 21, 2004

dick ticket 

-to give someone the OK to ride/bang.

Bro: Yeah, dude. She's hot as fuck, i'd give her the dick ticket.
Bitch: You don't want that, she's ratchet.

dick ticket by Unheroic January 15, 2014

Dick tree 

Best. Jeopardy!. Moment. Ever.

“I know nothing about a dick tree" - Alex Trebek

Dick tree by jln October 12, 2017

Dick down december 

It's the time to dick down your girl all them times she done teased you and u couldnt do anything about it u can get her back by giving her alllll your inches and dont give her any mercy...beat her doonies down

Man: you know what day it is?
Girl:oh shi....
Man:yeah its dick down December cmere!

Dick down december by Unknown101101p11001 November 10, 2020

Dick Rag 

A dick rag can either be a rag that you use to wash or clean your tiny dick. The term "dick rag" my also be used in reference to the rag that you blow you huge load of cum into. This may be after ejaculation while jacking off, or when ur pussy ass girlfriend makes you pull out and cum into one of those dick rags.

Emily- "Honey you need to pull out now! Do you have that dick rag? Jeff- "Oh shit I forgot it honey, I guess I have to cum inside you!"

Dick Rag by EricSparks April 5, 2021