absofuckinlutley

Something that you are definitely certain on and there is no way it is a mistake

Thinking a girl is mega fit!

by Shaun March 14, 2003

Absolutmop

1- uber awesome girl who pwns the emo kid in her own special way...
2- the father of Groovemiester's babies,
3- pure awesomeness, in a can (80 proof)

"Absolutmop raped me once, i feel so blessed"

by Groovemeister February 6, 2005

Absolute G

Absolute G

Man; you see that guy Graeme.... fed 1000 people from one fish. Absolute G!

by CasperG May 29, 2018

absolute mongoloid

A modern slang term for an idiot. Comes from a very rare term for people with disabilities from the 16th century, particularly downs syndrome, which in turn came from a 15th century term for Eskimos and people of near eastern decent. No longer has any racial or disability connotations, but is still derogatory.

"Memes are modern day political cartoons, you absolute mongoloid."

by Xython May 13, 2019

abstruse

Sibling to recondite

Dunno what that fucker means!
-Oh, so he is difficult to understand?
AbsoFuckinLutely!

by zagnut February 21, 2005

Kinetic Energy Absorber

Noun:
1. Vagina
2. Vessel that aborbs or takes in energitic matter

Misc:
1. Often used to house deposits made in rape dollars.

I totally owe Anna for the fag she bummed me and her kinetic energy absorber is the perfect place for my rape dollar deposit.

by KillaSmooth September 8, 2006

abso-fruitly

synonym for absolutely.
meaning positively or definitely; without doubt.

most likely used either by a homosexual, or one trying to infer homosexuality.

1: Can you please grab that enormous, thick, wet, vibrating dildo for me?

2: Abso-fruitly!

by Powerclap January 1, 2010